kny characters as breads: a thread

tanjirou = CINNAMON ROLL
- literally sweeter than sugar on pixie crack
- very dependable when you are in hunger pain or actual pain.
- is your emotional counselor when you are sad.
- everyone loves them.

nezuko = muffin
- is very comfy in their little container
- can be all sorts of different shapes and sizes
- will protect you when you are lonely
- SMOL
- CUTE
- everybody loves them

zenitsu = whole wheat
- sad
- tastes kinda funky
- about to cry
- you either hate it or reluctantly accept its a part of your life
- it’s actually good for you JUST EAT IT
- they’re trying their best ok??

inosuke = hotdog bread
- is it a human or a pig? is it a bread or a hot dog? A CONSTANT IDENTITY CRISIS
- also called a pig in a blanket
- strong
- beautfiul
- superior and they know it and they’re not afraid to show it
- agressive and ready to assert its dominance

genya = burnt toast
- ANGRY
- READY TO HIT A CHILD
- but it’s because a horrible accident happened
- sad
- lonely
- needs a hug
- kinda tastes good once you get to know their backstory

kanao = fairy bread
- I’ve personally never eaten this before, but kanao is a literal fairy so yeah
- quiet and shy
- only a certain subset of ppl understand them
- absolutely adorable
- the sweetest thing ever
- will give you diabetes if you are a mean person to her friends

giyuu = bagel
- emotionless
- depressed
- has a hole in their heart
- carries a lot of baggage
- thinks they’re not good enough
- almost boring
- but tasty af with cream cheese/character development

shinobu = brioche
- light and airy
- radiates elegance
- classy af
- TINY
- looks innocent and harmless so you say you’ll eat just ONE more but ends up killing you because you underestimated the power of tiny bread
- will get what they want
- does not tolerate dumb ppl

rengoku = croissant
- GOLDEN
- CRISPY
- BUT ALSO SOFT AND FLUFFY
- ABSOLUTELY BEST BOI
- smiles for miles
- sun kissed by the god of fire himself
- seems simple but has many layers to their character
- i will personally slap you if anyone touches my croissant/best boi

mitsuri = french toast
- sugar, spice, and everything nice THAT’S WHAT BEST GIRLS ARE MADE OF
- a visual feast
- toasted with love
- unaware of their own beauty
- A STRONG AND INDEPENDENT INDIVIDUAL
- but also needs lots of hugs and kisses

uzui = ciabatta
- i’m sure most of you don’t know what this is but its a trendy bread
- sexy af and they know it
- popular with the ladies
- versatile
- RANGE
- looks snobby and narcissistic but actually very simple and kind omce you get to know them

tokitou = baguette
- he’s tiny but his ego is long like a baguette
- looks plain and quiet but is either your best friend or your worst enemy
- SASSY AF
- ready to sass
- ready to roast
- just don’t piss these two off

sanemi = whatever this is
- passionate
- ANGRY
- crazy and doesn’t make sense
- needs anger management lessons
- pls breathe
- tsundere
- needs a hug but will punch you if you do

gyoumei = pumpernickel
- mature
- dark, sad
- dense
- deep flavour, lots of tears
- baked for a long time, lived for a long time
- sturdy and strong
- needs a hug

iguro = sour dough
- kind of a jerk
- acts very sour
- but actually just traumatized by a horrible childhood
- hard exterior but soft on the inside
- gets jealous easily
- just needs a lot of love

IM SORRY I FORGOT IGURO we literally share the same bday and i did him dirty

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