#nsfw #nsfr
haikyuu characters and whether they would be able to find the cl!tor!s or not.
A Thread:

(disclaimer! i am not promoting the sexualisation of minors so this is after the time skip, and i am not assuming anyone’s sexualities. this is meant as a joke please don’t cancel me.)

Hinata:
no. he has enthousiasm but this mans doesn’t even know what a cl!t is.

Kageyama:
Definitely not. he seems like he would dj the vj

Bokuto:
Yes, but purely on accident. He has no clue what he is doing.

Kenma:
tbh i headcanon him as ace but if he would not be, it’s a definite yes. this mans would do his research.

Suguru:
Not at first, but his girlfriend is an absolute queen so she would correct him.

Oikawa:
pretends to know what he’s talking abt. he doesn’t.
this is why all his gfs broke up w him.

akaashi.
YES. why? akaashi is perfect. he can literally do no wrong. look at him. he looks like he would treat anyone Right.

Tanaka:
yes, he sips his daily Respect Women Juice.
this mans has literally read every single article abt how to be a good boyfriend jic shimizu would ever even spare him a single glance

Sakusa:
no. while yes, he is insanely attractive. in his opinion other people are Gross. this man would not even come into a 5m vicinity of a cl!t bc of his huge fear of bacteria.

ATSMUMU: absolutely not
OSAMU: definitely yes.

Asahi:
yes, at first he will find it but he will constantly doubt himself. thinks he is doing it wrong and because he is worried probably ends up doing the wrong thing.

Daichi:
yes, do i even need to explain this one? always knows what’s the best course of action.

sugawara;
yes, but will tease his s/o by pretending he doesn’t.

ushijima.
akdhskshsksh do u THINK this mans knows what a cl!t is????? absolutely not.