Ladies, it’s 3am and your friend is stranded at some club in town. You’re not around and your man lives just 10 minutes away from where she is. Do you call him up and ask that he go rescue her or you leave her stranded there because men are trash and she’s really really pretty?
There are no drivers available, please focus guys!
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