Ridiculous comparison. Trump is at least supportive of social distancing and the creation of a vaccine.

These idiots are being led to slaughter by a thousand tiny cult leaders in churches and across the Internet, whose names we'll mostly never hear in the news. /1 https://twitter.com/mfstern/status/1252198903929323520
Spraying virii, or just hoovering them in? What does it matter... she has her N95 Mask of Faith to protect her. /2
Remember, kids: if you can't see COVID, it can't see you.

How clever of him to wear his mask high enough that it doesn't interfere with him Witnessing from his mouth hole. /3
Herd Immunity is really great unless you're one of the tens of thousands who died in a crowded ICU before a vaccine could give you Individual Immunity. /4
Legit surprised not to see Hillary and Obama there.

Also, weird that their Infallible God Emperor is parading three of these folks in front of the camera on a daily basis. What's the in-cult explanation for that? Is Trump another Left Wing Globalist stooge? /5
Ok, everyone -- take a deep breath and smile: you guys are gonna be in a history book someday! Kids of the future will point, laugh, and say, "wow, folks sure were superstitious and paranoid in the distant past... thank God I live in 2040!"

And this will happen all over again.
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