Ok here are the bare bones. Someone please round out the details and provide receipts.

So, Tara Reade had a horse. The horse got sick. She called a vet. The vet helped the horse and it got better. Tara Reade said, "I work for this awesome horse rescue, send us the bill."

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So someone else's horse got sick. And they called that same horse rescue, and the horse rescue called that same vet.

And the vet went to Tara Reade's house.

Who has no affiliation with the horse rescue whatsoever.

2/
So the jig was up.

Tara Reade skipped town (unclear if on horseback, but that's the version I like) to escape her "abusive ex" and also what we like to call "one step ahead of the authorities."

3/
Fast forward: Tara decides her hair sniffing story didn't get enough attention so she takes it up a notch.

It is now "He was so taken with me he raped me in a Senate hallway with cameras everywhere that for some reason weren't rolling and punished me with a windowless office"
4/
Bernie-land goes wild. BERNIE IS THE NEW PRESIDENT!!!

MeToo twists itself into a balloon animal trying to reconcile "Believing" THIS particular woman while applying basic common sense.
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Katie Halper saw an opportunity but no one outside of Bernie-land did anything but laugh.

Tara Reade decides to file a police report against NO ONE about something that did not happen 27 years ago.

That action became hard news.

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Every legitimate media outlet on the planet investigated the story and came up with Zilch. Zero. Nada. Tara couldn't even produce her own witnesses.

Legacy media filed their stories and moved on.

Trump world passed as well. (For now.)

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Three days later, Alexandria Ocasio-Kardashian wakes up and can't find any cameras. This is not going to work for her.

She finally finds one, and declares THIS IS SO TOO A STORY AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE IT IS A RACIST SEXIST BERNIE HATER, I mean, WOMAN HATER.

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The story is back in the headlines and so is AOC.

A few days later, the horse rescue tweets Joan Walsh.

"We know this woman. Here's our story."

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IDK if Joan Walsh saw it but Bianca did, and she RT'd it.

Someone replied, "That's terrible!! We should make you whole!! Let's do a GoFundMe."

Other lovely people agreed.

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Tara Reade sees the tweet and says "Hey, I went to law school."

She tweets this: https://twitter.com/ReadeAlexandra/status/1252113954731487233
Here's a screen shot in case she deletes it.

What's WILD is that it's been SEVEN FREAKING HOURS and Tara Reade, Esquire has not deleted her Writ of Habeas Twitter.
And then the sun came up... and the Rose Brigade has found my thread... Let's let them take it from here...

DEVELOPING
Update: Joan Walsh is now an unindicted co-conspirator???
The plot thickens... https://twitter.com/RodneyCaston/status/1252268871878352897?s=19
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