My productivity today as a player: Pirlo

Much like one of Pirlos laser guided long range through balls, I am receiving emails and forwarding them straight to the most senior people to deal with, cutting out all of the people in between to avoid unnecessary queries and CC's
My productivity today as a player: Ben Arfa

Much like one of Ben Arfas brilliant solo runs, I am ignoring all emails and just doing my own thing when it comes to work. In the style of Hatem, whether or not Ill do anything truly meaningful today is ambiguous
My productivity today as a player: Carlos Tevez 11/12 edition

Like Carlos Tevez that season for Citeh, I was AWOL this morning having gone back to bed. Woke up to a message asking where i was as a Skype meeting had already kicked off. I plan to go AWOL again at some point today
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