A good number of persons have complained that I set too high a standard for my social media handles. Before I accept a request or follow/follow back, I consider certain factors most of which rally round morality. Yes, I still believe in it and will still do. However, I decided to

Compromise a bit. My student, I mean present student, the thing was my student before covid-19 sent us home(don't know whether she has married and have decided to say goodbye to formal education) sent me a friend request. Ordinarily, I would have left it pending,(I have left some

For seven years and still counting) save for my little compromise, decided to accept it. This lady who I can give birth to her mother if I started womanizing during first term moved quickly to send me a message, "wassup". I quickly moved to ask her if she knew who she was

Speaking to. She quickly replied, "Yes, the physics teacher"
I told her she can't be serious and she replied "this is Facebook"
As we speak, I have blocked her and upon her return to school, if this pandemic doesn't take humanity into extinction will earn her 18 strokes of the

Cane at angle 45 degrees and an invitation to bring her parents, just to see those who couldn't afford a fifty naira gold circle to save our generation from disgrace.