What your favorite idolish7 ship says about you: a thread

Tamasou:
-you're pedophile!
-they're not GAY! stop making them GAY!
-tamaki is literally sougo's biological child plz stop
-get some help

Gakutsumu:
-yup, definitely a pedophile
-she's 18 he's 22, stop it
-predator Gaku and so are you
-really shipping a het ship that the canon hints on, huh you fucking paedo- I'm breaking into your house

polyam trigger:
-ok paedo
-you are WHAT made the word paedo exist
-just cuz they nearly kiss twice and seductively run their hands on each other's body, Everyone starts forgetting gakuryuu are tenn's literal dads
-WAIT-

TennRiku:
-SWEET HOME ALABAMA
-give me your HumAN RigHtS

Ioriku:
-mm let's see
-problematic, wrong, abusive, unhealthy, power imbalance
-Riku is 18, Iori is 17 and that's literal pedophilia

Ryo x Momo:
-problematic af
-you probably are a homicidal manic
-hot and we aren't allowed to have hot ships
-I'm on your door, open, I need to throw you off the viranda- I mean talk
-Ryo x the entire i7 cast isn't allowed, it's illegal

Izumi bros:
-oh no oh no oh no
-you've committed a crime now prepare to death
-do you guys even exist?

ŹOOĻ orgy:
-um yup I diagnose you with pedophile
-the other three deadass inappropriately touched Haruka's body, HARUKA who's SEVENTEEN a literal INFANT OH MY GODD-
-the z in zool stands for zin (sin)
-moshimoshi? :3
fbi desu (・ω・) open the Fuckin Door

I probably forgot a lot of ships but that's it for now
in conclusion: if you ship any of these, look at yourself in the mirror and asks yourself what went wrong, ask yourself where YOU went wrong in life. You are the problem, YOU are the problem. and thanks