My supermarket has been out of eggs. Today I got some eggs. I made an omelette. A great omelette. The best omelette. My neighbors smelled it cooking. They texted how outstanding my skills are. They called to say I& #39;m the greatest egg chef ever. The egg shells were cracked evenly.
Cracked down the center on a perfect line. Cracked with just my hands. My neighbors were so impressed in my skills they told the people across the street. They are touting my prowess with eggs. The fake media will never give me credit for my skills as a chef.