my friend and I were talking about it today and there are a shit ton of Pokémon that get away without being called out on how terrible they are so consider this the start of a thread
alright starting out at number one is Pidgey okay we having nO MERCY

At least Pidgeotto and Pidgeot have cool hair, Pidgey just a straight up bird like come on man
Next up in Primeape — this shithead is just Mankey with jewelry and no tail
Voltorb and Electrode... do I even gotta explain? theY ARE JUST POKEBALLS ???
MR MIME IS JUST A PERSON OKAY THERE IS NO POKÉMON LIKE THAT, HE IS JUST A BALD SILENT MAN
Jynx... come on man like... this has gotta be wrong on so many levels?
Starting out gen 2 is Sudowoodo... whY IS IT A ROCK TYPE??? MY MANS IS LITERALLY A TREE AND ISNT GROUND OR GRASS???
Dunsparce ain’t cool enough to not have an evolution, sorry not sorry
ain’t Pupitar does not belong in this evolution! Larvitar and Tyranitar lizards, lizards don’t have a capsule stAGE
Gen 2 had some solid designs so onto Gen 3:

Torchic had so much potential and then they had to go and evolve him into Combusken and Blaziken like some on man 🤧
here we have ludicolo: the anti christ that started this thread

Look at his stupid face

It’s like the baby from Ice Age
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