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Might just make up captions for this until it& #39;s safe to congregate again.
"See the cotton on the top there, it& #39;s soft and downy like my combover."
"And you can have a little play with the swabs, see.
& #39;Who& #39;s on first?& #39;
& #39;Yes.& #39;
& #39;I mean the fellow& #39;s name.& #39;
& #39;I know.& #39;
& #39;You& #39;re fake news.& #39;
& #39;What?& #39;
& #39;Human scum is what you are.& #39;
See? Have fun with the swabs."
& #39;Who& #39;s on first?& #39;
& #39;Yes.& #39;
& #39;I mean the fellow& #39;s name.& #39;
& #39;I know.& #39;
& #39;You& #39;re fake news.& #39;
& #39;What?& #39;
& #39;Human scum is what you are.& #39;
See? Have fun with the swabs."
"They sent me a box of little Q-tips & I said & #39;That& #39;s fake news. I want big swabs.& #39; The head of Q-tips called me & said & #39;Sir, you& #39;re big & strong & we& #39;ll only make big Q-tips from now on.& #39; He had tears streaming down his face. I could hear the tears."
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"Ya know the & #39;drawing straws& #39; game? That was mine. But straws are fake news so we called it & #39;drawing swabs.& #39; Drawing swabs - my idea. My buddies & I did this at brothels. & #39;Sorry, Lloyd!& #39; we& #39;d say. & #39;You drew the short swab. You get the gal w the lazy eye.& #39;"
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"Did you know I invented Q-tips? My idea. Well, almost. My dad once evicted the guy who eventually came up with the idea so I basically invented & #39;em. The deep state won& #39;t tell you that. They& #39;re fake news. They& #39;re scum."
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Friendly reminder that none of the quotes in this thread are real. Just jokes.
