Okay so Weezy needs her ass beat. And john b always wasting fuckin time fuckin with Sarah. It's $4 mil on the fuckin line.

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...honestly, please let John B be dead. He's a fuckin liability.

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Dammit, he made it. Where's CPS? John B gotta go.

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Of course Sarah told her dad about everything.

They tryna get that shmoney.

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Rafe know exactly who to fuck with because he turn big pussy round the drug dealer boy

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Bout time somebody gave Topper his issue. He's been talking to people crazy all season.

Had his bitch ass on his tippy toes

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Oh my god here goes John B telling Sarah all the fuckin info.

Fuckin dummy.

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Sarah really the group's Yoko.

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Let me say this, Sarah's evil ass daddy might be the best character on this show.

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Dawg they wasting fuckin time tryna force the girls to bond. Shoulda just left sarah lame ass out.

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Bruh sarah is as interesting as a can of eggshell paint

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These kids really dumb openly discussing the shit when people done got murdered behind it.

Now they're taking the gold to get pawned IN TOWN?!

Fuckin retarded.

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Now they're turning on JJ, who's saved their asses countless times.

Fuck these dumb ass kids.

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So instead of going straight to the cops and telling them ya boy tried to kill him on the yacht and he had to get away in a jet ski, John B goes to get a fuckin bedtime story!

I bet ya boy goes to the cops 1st.



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Of course I was right

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So now you go into these people's house with a gun in your hand for fuckin what John B?

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So now sarah knows where the gold is and she's on her dad's side. Great job.

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Honestly at this point, I hope Ward gets the gold.

I was hoping the 3 pogues would go get it on their own but they fuss too damn much.

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Is this before cell phones? because Pope could have just texted them that tidbit of info instead of running out of that interview.

So did the gold get left behind or something? Cause what is happening if we aren't chasing the cheddar?

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Oh great the looks have john b trapped in a closet. Quick call the cops. Please! End this!

So this show is a comedy. Got it.

Call the cops Topper.

Come on criminals, keep it together. We're almost at the finish line. Y'all were on your way to the bahamas. Go now. Throw Rafe under the bus. Fuckin leave sarah lame ass. take Wheezy. Live luxuriously.

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Whew. It was lookin hot out there for #teamcrooks. But luckily these teens are idiots.

Time to pack up and dip without Sarah since she wanna snitch!

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I mean Pope's dad is not wrong. He is an ungrateful son of a bitch.

So they just left that gold in the house? God I hope somebody robbed them.

GOOOOOOOO GET ON THE FUCKIN BOAT AND GO! SARAH IS FINE! GO FUCK!

And of course Sarah, the only witness, jumps on the boat to leave town.