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got the uncharted collection since it was free on playstation and wow that first one aged bad
love a cover shooter with exactly 1 enemy type and 3 enemy character models, turret sections, a horrible boat segment, and non stop climbing puzzles
"where do these guys keep comin from" surly sarcastic nolan north asks, almost self aware that these combat encounters are bad and innumerable.
I got solve the riddle of the damn sphinx to open a room untouched for centuries oh except for generic brown bad guys 1 through 10,000 who are sitting there with a militia's worth of ammunition
"wow what a double secret passage to enter the LaNd Of ThE dEaD that i found in my ancestors secret book"
*immediately greeted with flood lights and guys in military assault gear*
*immediately greeted with flood lights and guys in military assault gear*
fucking comical if it wasn't played absolutely straight
my favorite ancient riddle is "ring two bells in the middle of a church at vaguely the same time" thank god no one else did that in the past 600 years
lmao this 600 year old corpse has hair and of course is instantly recognizable to Nathan uh huh. yeah sure
LMAO ZOMBIES???
what the fuck even is this game
are you implying the nazis made zombies using ancient inca cursed gold
hey what it 90% of the way through this cover shooter we decide to make it a fucking run and gun gauntlet wouldn't that be fun? okay only like 15 minutes of that don't worry! nah jk now we're gonna do the worst parts of both of those styles of game play at the same time!!!
this game sucks ass
why did people like this game so much in 2007 of all years. a year with actual good video games in it
final boss encounter is 4 enemies shooting you in a small box where you only have a shot gun but can't get anywhere near them and oh yeah also one of them can one shot you???? this is BAD
video games that can't decide what genre they want to be with their combat are absolutely trash, do you want to be a cover shooter or not make up your fucking mind
the only good weapon in this game has been the pistol and it has the worst grenades of all time. and then they don't even let you use anything BUT a shotgun to start the final boss?? Also why is there a final boss when there hasn't been a single boss fight all game???
I would give the first Uncharted a hearty 4/10.
my favorite thing about this thread entirely for myself are the 4 tweets with 1 like each, each liked by a different person.
