Omg should I start a thread of all the things my roommate does that is super shitty and annoying.

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Oops this is unorganized. But last night... during this SOCIAL DISTANCING once again invites someone over to our house. Someone I don’t know. During this pandemic. And apparently goes to a party or something. Then this person apparently spent the night. So I might be infected
LETS TALK ABOUT the time a couple weeks ago that she brought a guy over during this PANDEMIC and then would flirt in the living room. Normally you do you in terms of that I don’t care. But we are in a pandemic. And get ready for this .... SHE DIDNT KNOW HIM
Apparently that SAME DAY she thought she’d be cute and go on a hike and saw this guy on a bike IN THE WOODS who she DIDNT know and decided let’s invite him to my house who cares about my roommates and their safety! Either with the virus or with the fact a strange man is here
About a week ago me and my other roommate had a 2 hour talk about how annoying and selfish she is to live with. I’ll call this main roommate T for fun. My other RM is her friend but apparently she avoids being home because T is the most annoying person ever.
She has these huge ugly pillows on the couch and during the day I obviously move them because there would be no way to sit with them. I move them around and she loves to “remind” me to fix the pillows once she’s like “look it takes 2 seconds” excuse me...
She is so extremely controlling with the house and the way SHE wants it to look even though she claims “it’s all of our houses” and “wants us to have our stuff” lies. If she doesn’t like it she doesn’t want it. Who cares if we like it.
This is two parts. So first my mom custom made me a dinning room table and before even moving into the house I told her I had to have my table or I couldn’t move in. She said ok. And then a bit later she comes into my room asking if she can move it to the garage... squeeze me?
She said because it doesn’t match the rest of the house and doesn’t have chairs. It had chairs that were hers so she can sit. She said “well those are mine” ok? You can sit at the table. And she was given a table so she wants HERS there now I’m not moving it
THEN I have this cute Japanese doll figure that is just for decor and I put her in the living room. Once I found her behind the tv and I figured it may have been forgotten because she way cleaning. But then one day I’m getting ready and look in my closet and my doll is at the top
Like you would have had to get a stool to put it that high. I confronted her and said I was putting it back out there she said “why it’s ugly” BITCH YOUR SHIT LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT EVERYTHING FROM GOOD WILL
All of your shit looks like it belongs in a best western hotel lobby. Ugly art of fruit on the walls. Rusted look random shit... I’d check myself first sweetie you’d think a 50 year old woman lives there
I’ve also heard her say the N word multiple times
She always eats peoples food an never replaces it. And will claim “oh I didn’t know it was yours” yes you did.
She also has this ANNOYING AS FUCK THING where she says she going take a food item she rarely ever asks “I’m going to eat this” I kept saying no and she kept saying yes. I’m gonna beat your ass ever do that shit again.
So yesterday she came home with yet another man that I have never seen here before while we are still in a PANDEMIC and while me and my other roommate were in our rooms hiding for the virus she starts talking shit about wishing she lived alone... because of all the bullshit
EXCUSE ME! Every single fucking issue is your own fault! Are you fucking dumb because I know you are. You are the one who brakes peoples shit. You are the one who’s inconsiderate. You are the one who is very controlling and acts like we owe you. I can go on...
I’m not even done with this thread and all bullshit she’s done. This is why you don’t have any friends that last longer then 1 hour. Name one who isn’t our other roommate QUICKLY
This is my FAVORITE still. A couple years ago I went to Japan. Literally a dream. I bought a very pretty rose with actual flowers at the bottom. I wanted to save it for something special. SO, one day I’m at work... I get a text from this idiot asking me what “this is”.
I respond it’s wine I gone from japanDONT open it. I’m fast at texting. Especially at work lol. So it want like she had time to decide for her self. She immediately responds with a picture of the open fucking cap and says “curiosity killed the cat” ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
She’s lucky I was only able to snap at her via text. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU OPEN SOMETHING THAT IS NOT YOURS. this happened a while ago. She didn’t apologize. Didn’t offer to pay me back. I’m still not fucking over that. I can never drink it now because of HER
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