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I’m going to be ranikg state flags from worst to best.
1) Mississippi
I.. don’t need to explain why.
1) Mississippi
I.. don’t need to explain why.
2) Alabama
If you’re gonna have a Confederate flag, do it with your chest.
If you’re gonna have a Confederate flag, do it with your chest.
3) Rhode Island
This is not even good enough for a toddler’s t-shirt.
“Hope”? Losers. An anchor? Wanna-be sailors? A missing border? Don’t even know how to use Word 97
Pathetic
This is not even good enough for a toddler’s t-shirt.
“Hope”? Losers. An anchor? Wanna-be sailors? A missing border? Don’t even know how to use Word 97
Pathetic
4) Washington
Hate this slave owning, cherry tree hating motherfucker
Hate this slave owning, cherry tree hating motherfucker
5) Wisconsin
This is the worst fucking font I’ve ever seen in my goddamn life. How this got past first edits is anyone’s guess
This is the worst fucking font I’ve ever seen in my goddamn life. How this got past first edits is anyone’s guess
6) Georgia
Imagine changing your flag from a confederate flag to the battle flag of the confederacy. WOW
Imagine changing your flag from a confederate flag to the battle flag of the confederacy. WOW
7) Hawaii
Tfw when you’re stealing someone’s country, making a new flag, and forget which colonizer you are. We’ve all been there, amirite?
Tfw when you’re stealing someone’s country, making a new flag, and forget which colonizer you are. We’ve all been there, amirite?
8) Ohio
Harder to fold than a fitted sheet
Harder to fold than a fitted sheet
9) Virginia
That gray thing is a dildo. This is rape culture
That gray thing is a dildo. This is rape culture
10) Florida
Gaudy and racist. What else can we expect?
Gaudy and racist. What else can we expect?
11) Massachusetts
We should punish the state for this
We should punish the state for this
12) Kansas
AGAIN with the shitty font!
AGAIN with the shitty font!
13) Oklahoma
Just can’t keep Indigenous folks out your mouth, can you
Just can’t keep Indigenous folks out your mouth, can you
14) Nevada
look at all that nasty blank space
look at all that nasty blank space
15) Delaware
I’m never understood the purpose of making Delaware a state. It’s just a nothing state. And their flag reflects that
I’m never understood the purpose of making Delaware a state. It’s just a nothing state. And their flag reflects that
16) Tennessee
This flag is so unhappy omg it just makes me want to slit my throat
This flag is so unhappy omg it just makes me want to slit my throat
17) Texas
One of these flags is the Chilean flag. The other is the Texan flag.
Clearly Texas didn’t read the student handbook. Policy 56.7: Academic Dishonesty and Plagiarism
One of these flags is the Chilean flag. The other is the Texan flag.
Clearly Texas didn’t read the student handbook. Policy 56.7: Academic Dishonesty and Plagiarism
18) Pennsylvania
Can someone say “Knockoff Ralph Lauren”
Can someone say “Knockoff Ralph Lauren”
19) Maryland
This shit gives me vertigo, but it gets extra points for heavily attaching its image to steamed crabs and Old Bay
This shit gives me vertigo, but it gets extra points for heavily attaching its image to steamed crabs and Old Bay
20) Arkansas
I know a confederate flag when I see one! Y’all Cunt McMuffins ain’t slick!
Taking away points for it being ARcanSaw instead of ArKANSAS. As god intended
I know a confederate flag when I see one! Y’all Cunt McMuffins ain’t slick!
Taking away points for it being ARcanSaw instead of ArKANSAS. As god intended
21) Minnesota
On god, this shit looks like an OPEN
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On god, this shit looks like an OPEN
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22) North Carolina
Everytime i look at this, my mind just focuses on NC and then it finds 17, and I giggle
Everytime i look at this, my mind just focuses on NC and then it finds 17, and I giggle
23) West Virginia
Imagine being SO COUNTRY that you use chitlins as a garland on your flag.
Imagine being SO COUNTRY that you use chitlins as a garland on your flag.
I just need to let y’all know that I didn’t study US history, ok? I didn’t care! I will not be correcting anything bc I don’t care
24) Connecticut
You know, I just stared at this one, trying to figure out what why I didn’t like it. And I realized it reminds me of Midsommar
You know, I just stared at this one, trying to figure out what why I didn’t like it. And I realized it reminds me of Midsommar
We’re now entering that stage where the flags are gonna have redeeming qualities. From here on out, it’s about originality, character, color scheme, and font
25) Utah
“Industry” is just so fuckin weird. But it’s very on brand for Mormons, so we’ll allow it.
Eagles are really overrated, but I like how this one is fiercely guarding capitalism, it’s frank. The colors pop, it works.
“Industry” is just so fuckin weird. But it’s very on brand for Mormons, so we’ll allow it.
Eagles are really overrated, but I like how this one is fiercely guarding capitalism, it’s frank. The colors pop, it works.
26) North Dakota
Now, before you say “Nylah, Utah’s is objectively better than this one” know that I agree with you. But ranking the ones with eagles requires an attention of detail i don’t care for.
Plus, this eagle is clearly psychotic. Points for chaotic energy
Now, before you say “Nylah, Utah’s is objectively better than this one” know that I agree with you. But ranking the ones with eagles requires an attention of detail i don’t care for.
Plus, this eagle is clearly psychotic. Points for chaotic energy
27) Maine
I wish whoever designed this was still alive so I could cyberbully them. But the gay vibes I’m getting are nice
I wish whoever designed this was still alive so I could cyberbully them. But the gay vibes I’m getting are nice
28) Minnesota
“Let the welfare of the people be the supreme law,” would be a good law if they actually believed. MINUS POINTS for being fascist
“Let the welfare of the people be the supreme law,” would be a good law if they actually believed. MINUS POINTS for being fascist
29) Oregon
Everything here is ALMOST good, which makes sense bc Oregon is ALMOST as good as Washington State but just... doesn’t cut it
Everything here is ALMOST good, which makes sense bc Oregon is ALMOST as good as Washington State but just... doesn’t cut it
30) Nebraska
Now THIS is what Oregon was trying to serve? The colors, the detail (see that train in the background?)
Now THIS is what Oregon was trying to serve? The colors, the detail (see that train in the background?)
I’m tired, Im gonna go eat chicken
31) Illinois
I am so sick of these basic ass bitches and their tired-ass eagles. This looks like someone designed it on PowerPoint. Do better!
I am so sick of these basic ass bitches and their tired-ass eagles. This looks like someone designed it on PowerPoint. Do better!
32) Louisiana
Points for picking out a bird that’s NOT an eagle
BUT
what is the cornfuck are those drops of blood about?!?!?
Points for picking out a bird that’s NOT an eagle
BUT
what is the cornfuck are those drops of blood about?!?!?
33) Kentucky
Love the colors, but what in the Mormon Hell is going on during this exchange???
Love the colors, but what in the Mormon Hell is going on during this exchange???
34) Montana
Strong, decisive, exploitative. A solid American flag. Well done
Strong, decisive, exploitative. A solid American flag. Well done
35) New York
Y’all... what the fuck? Y’all couldn’t do better than THIS?
Always talking SHIT about being the best and you try to serve us this basic bitch plateau? “Excelsior”? And an EAGLE???
Please. Get over yourself, my good bitch.
Y’all... what the fuck? Y’all couldn’t do better than THIS?
Always talking SHIT about being the best and you try to serve us this basic bitch plateau? “Excelsior”? And an EAGLE???
Please. Get over yourself, my good bitch.
36) South Dakota
These colors are so classy
These colors are so classy
37) Colorado
Does it look like PacMan? Yes. Is it cheesy? Yes. Is it made for tourists? Yes. But all that is what makes this a winner
Does it look like PacMan? Yes. Is it cheesy? Yes. Is it made for tourists? Yes. But all that is what makes this a winner
38) California
ICONIC. Only taking points off because the bear is clearly uncomfortable being photographed and planning on escaping/killing captor. CONSENT applies to bears too
ICONIC. Only taking points off because the bear is clearly uncomfortable being photographed and planning on escaping/killing captor. CONSENT applies to bears too
39) Michigan
These deer have such big dick energy
These deer have such big dick energy
40) Wyoming
CLASSIC. ELEGANT. FIERCE. Plus, i went to Howard so this is cool
CLASSIC. ELEGANT. FIERCE. Plus, i went to Howard so this is cool
41) South Carolina
This flag isn’t the best, but I respect it for not being in our face. It’s not overcompensating, and that makes me wet
This flag isn’t the best, but I respect it for not being in our face. It’s not overcompensating, and that makes me wet
42) Vermont
UGH. GORGEOUS. This makes me want to go hunting and hurriedly make love in front of the fireplace before my husband comes in to have a nightcap with my lover, bc they’re business partners but the plot twist is that I’m carrying his love child
UGH. GORGEOUS. This makes me want to go hunting and hurriedly make love in front of the fireplace before my husband comes in to have a nightcap with my lover, bc they’re business partners but the plot twist is that I’m carrying his love child
43) New Jersey
This headless horse is inspired by the Headless Horseman, which makes it goth
This headless horse is inspired by the Headless Horseman, which makes it goth
44) Iowa
I fucked up y’all, this cow vomit should have been wayyyyy at the top of the list
I fucked up y’all, this cow vomit should have been wayyyyy at the top of the list
45) Indiana
I did it again, I’m truly ashamed
I did it again, I’m truly ashamed
46) Idaho
omg this is sooooo embarrassing, where are these fugly bitches COMING from
omg this is sooooo embarrassing, where are these fugly bitches COMING from
47) New Hampshire
Omg, they’re just coming out like diarrhea
Omg, they’re just coming out like diarrhea
48) Alaska
I love this bc it’s like horoscopes
I love this bc it’s like horoscopes
49) New Mexico
I MEAN......
I MEAN......
50)
Lol This is just a closeup pic of my left nipple
Lol This is just a closeup pic of my left nipple
AND NOW. THE MOMENT THAT YOU’VE ALL BEEN (strangely) WAITING FOR!
The winner is...
The winner is...
50) ARIZONA
For having the most commie states flag in American history! Well done, you!
For having the most commie states flag in American history! Well done, you!
If rich people are reading this pls Venmo me, you don’t know how much labor it was to watch Big Love and make this thread and pause for chicken