I promise this is the last one for today but...what if Katsuki was the only virgin in his class. It was no surprise that everyone is Class 1-A was close with everything that they have been through. But it seemed everyone was getting some except Katsuki.

It didn’t bother him until one day they were all in the locker room and the subject of their weekend plans came about. Kirishima apparently had plans with Mina for a ‘Netflix and chill’. To which Katsuki, the logical fucking person he was, thought it meant literally chilling

Watching a Netflix movie or some shit.

Katsuki felt bothered for a couple of days after that. He felt annoyed that he made it to twenty five and still was a virgin. But no more, he vowed year twenty six would be the last year he was going to be a virgin. The only thing was, who could he reuse enough not to go

Spreading shit.

Just then be bumped into Deku.

“Oh hey Kacchan!” Deku greeted, going about his way.

Katsuki was going to make a snarky remark when he noticed how buff he had gotten. Was he always that buff? How had been not realized? He quickly shook the thought away.

He went home that day and the imagine of a buff Deku out of his mind. He was always an awkward person, he probably wouldn’t know what to do with a dick if he had one.

And he knew he wanted dick. He was always weirdly obsessed with him through the years. He could be an option.

So one day he approaches the nerd and tell him to come over his house to help him with something. Deku, being the idiot that he was, thankfully didn’t ask anymore questions. Katsuki spent most of the night getting ready. He knew he needed to look effortlessly hot.

He knew he was good looking but actually putting effort into it was really fucking hard. Deku arrived on time, per usual. His cheerful demeanor was usually nauseating, but he could deal with it for one night. Then he could go back to ignoring the little fucker.

He had made some lame excuse about some left over case files that he needed help with. Deku was interested in heroes so sifting through hero profiles would be a nerdgasm. Which was fine, cause it got him closer to his orgasm. And He didn’t hold back.

He began to flirt with Deku, her his interest peaked. Or, at least he thought he was. The nerd seemed unresponsive to his small jokes and open body language. By the end of the night, Katsuki was fed up and about four beers in when he just blurted out his feelings.

“Why won’t you fuck me, you damn nerd?”

Deku looked at him like he had just grown a third head. “Uh, what?”

“Don’t what me.” He slurred. He went up close into Deku’s personal space, his scowl never leaving his face. He noticed that Deku had more freckles than he let on.

And he had gotten a slight tan with his days in the sun. But he’d never admit that out loud.

“You know you’re ass wants me. You’ve wanted me since childhood. Why else would I be your point of obsession?”

“I believe I said your my Symbol of Victory.”

“Same fucking thing.”

He took a swig of his beer, wiping the remnants from his mouth.

“Besides, you should be clamoring ro has your first with me.”

“Kacchan...Are you-are you a virgin?”

Katsuki scoffed. “So what if I am? Just like yo-“

“I’m not a virgin, Kacchan.”

Katsuki spat out his beer.

“What the /fffuck/?!”

He watched as Deku shrugged. “I, uhh...I’m not a virgin. Sorry.”

Katsuki squinted at Deku. “Bullshit.”

Deku chuckled. “Well, if you want proof, you could talk to Shouto. I’m sure he wouldn’t mind talking about it.”

“When the fuck did you have time?

The three of us were always together. I would have known if shit was going on!”

Deku scratched the back of his head, a small blush blooming on his cheeks. “It is when you stay after hours at the agency for ‘file work’”.

Unbelievable. Katsuki was completely floored.

He truly was the only virgin from Class 1-A.

“But you’re really a virgin, Kacchan?” Deku asked incredulously. Katsuki felt more exposed that he wanted to. He wanted the earth to swallow him whole. He was about to tell the nerd to fuck off when he felt a hand on his knee.

“Cause it’s completely ok if you are.” Deku’s voice dropped several octaves. Katsuki’s eyes went from the hand in his knee to those emerald eyes.

“I’m sure you’re anxious to get rid of that pesky vcard.” This Deku. /This/ Deku. Where the fuck was this Deku during high school?

He went from awkward to sex god in an instant. Katsuki felt as though he had whiplash. That dangerous hand inched his way up his thigh, squeezing the flesh underneath his jeans.

Katsuki inwardly cursed himself for the pitiful yelp that came from his throat.

Katsuki felt his heart stop as Deku grinned.

“I could help.”