ALRIGHT! So tonight, I was led to carry out some very important sociological research using GoogleForms. With a sample size of 150 women, we tackle the hypothesis that the Sons of Oduduwa are slanging the best dique in these streets.
to do this, I ask women to provide the tribe, age, and special attribute of their top 3 male Nigerian sexual partners. Shall we dive into the results???
AIGHT BOOM! According to the 150 women who took this survey, 52.3% of them say Yoruba men are their TOP 1 aka the best preeq they have had! Next were my Igbo kings pulling in a healthy 24.8%. Right next to them were my South South brothers, just behind with a 19.5%
Following that, it is safe to assume that my hypothesis was proven right in this limited sample. However, I must say, quite a lot of my respondents give a special shoutout to Edo men for sabing the work die.
From our limited sample, seems like no one has a no 1 from North East
Yoruba kings who slang the best deeq at number 1, ages 19-24 really showed out. You know all that youthful energy. Happy to see my 30+ uncles pulling a whopping 16% over here too. we see you and we appreciate you. My perosnal favourites the 25-29 also showed up wella!
Hmmm so what did our Yoruba kings do so well that earned them this no 1 position? According to my ladies, IT WAS THE STROKES!!! Appaz the kporon was hitting all the spots and they knew how to work with their tools. Sad to see that fingers only come up to 15%. lets do better pls.
OKAY so that summarises the number 1 spot! Who were the second runner ups? ONCE AGAIN, it seems like the Sons of Oduduwa are also the second runners up w 43.5%! But this time around, the numbers are more evenly spread out.
love to see my Igbo kings almost at 30%!
similar age range once again for the number 2s
ah ah what is inside the strokes nauuu?? (lol i know what is inside the strokes o jare and i agree w demmm)
in particular one of my respondents praised 'how shameless they were in pleasuring her'
good job guys.
Looks like we need yall to improve w the non penetrative sex o.
OKAY SO we now move on finally to 3 of the top 3!
ONCE AGAIN, the Sons of Oduduwa are at it again. That is all they know it seems. KAI promiscuous bunch but we love it so proceed. See below for the distributions, similar to no 2 above
50% of them are youngings again. Looks like you have plenty of time to lay premium pipe when you're not paying school fees
once again, the star of the show is the strokes
I spoke in depth to some of our respondents who informed me that Yoruba men are actually more selfish and penetration oriented. They opined that Igbo and South South men were potentially more generous w foreplay but that if they had to grade thh sum of the whole experience...
the d of Yoruba men was SO GOOD that it atoned for potentially sub pat fingers or head. This is a point for greater research, out of the limited scope of this present one.
Furthermore, the author notes the predominance of young, Yoruba women in the sample size which could potentially skew the results of the survey. In future endeavours, we will strive to have a wider variety for more accurate results
NEVERTHELESSSSS, it seems like word on the street is correct! and that parraps, you should try some Yoruba penis today. It will most likely end in tears, whether for good or for bad, you find out. take risk and succeed.
We also note a lot of respondents spoke very favourably of Edo and Enugu men, so parraps, you may also be inclined to hit up one or two.

THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT
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