Ok I’m watching Phantom of the Opera for the first time ever & I’m SCREAMING at how it suddenly turns into melodramatic 80s power pop when the phantom first appears lmaoo wtf is happening???

Ok loving this coffin-shaped boat taking Christine into the underworld

The candles on the phantom’s organ look like dicks, there’s no denying

DEATH & SEX BAYBEE!

Tempting her to give in to the “dark side” AND a bridal carry???

Did someone say:

LMAO my dude why you pounding on that organ whilst sis is sleeping??? Zero chill.

Omg she yeeted that mask off with reckless abandon lmao wow.

These two have such chaotic energy, I guess I’m gonna... have... to ship???

Wow so they rlly just gonna ignore phantom’s warning huh? No one in this gives a single fuck or has any goddamn sense. I hope he unleashes chaos for disrespecting his giiirrrrl

OH SHIT, HERE HE IS & HE. IS. PISSED.

NAH NOT A TOAD, THIS IS BATSHIT WTFFFF

Ugh no Christine, not this basic bitch slice of white bread Raoul He doesn’t have a sparkly cape OR a fedora, and you can just tell he’s never even heard of the clit, COME ON SIS

This chandelier is giving me Chekhov’s gun vibes & it is STRESSING ME OUT

Wow they’re really doing a whole musical number about masks when they KNOW that’s the phantom’s thing? This lot all have a deathwish & I am struggling to have sympathy

THIS DRAMATIC BITCH IS SO EXTRA LMFAO I HAVE TO STAN

Poor Christine, everyone is sing-screaming at her

Raoul WISHES he had the melodramatic commanding energy of the phantom, don’t even try it bitch, this isn’t amateur hour.

Uhm so Past the Point of No Return is basically edging in song form

This shit is HORNY AF! His trembling hands!

OOP! There goes the hood!

First the lust, NOW THE ANGST! HOLY SHIT IT’S POPPING OFF!

He lives across the lake This is some River Styx shit.

This DRAMA is too much, I am STRESSEDT

HOLY SHIT SHE KISSED HIM!!! TWICE!!!

I don’t really get why, pretty swift 180 but I DIG IT!

Ahh I see, compassion engenders compassion — he let them go!

Omg he’s so lonely

OMG SHE CAME BACK!

OMG WHERE DID HE GO??? WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!?

Wait that’s the end??? I’M SO CONFUSED! DID HE DIE?! HELP!!!

Well that was WILD! No other word for it really. I wish the ending had packed more of a punch, I was kind of startled when it just... finished.

Screaming at them bringing all these other people on to just sing the songs again, musical theatre people are so extra, I love it

Ps. Can we TALK ABOUT Ramin Karimloo tho??? I am LOOKING

The way he picked sis up & bridal carried her off stage