How to Grift brought you by your professor Chuckles152.

Today we're going to show you how a grift builds and then gets implemented with a relative case study.
Step 1. You have to find a worthy cause. Something everyone is eager to get behind. Let's say saving lives in a Covid-19 Pandemic. So you let people know you're going to go save lives in a far away heavily afflicted area.
Step 2. Build the audience. The more eyes and ears on you coming to save the day the better. People love helping people who are helping people. So you gotta tweet as many big names and hope someone picks you to shout out.
Step 3. Throw some lines out there looking for help in your alleged quest to help. Let your Venmo drop and make the things you want relative to the people who are going to drop the cash.
Step 4. You watch the cash roll in. People are suckers. People will even suggest organizations should honor you.
Step 5. That's not enough. Don't take the free housing 25 mins away from your alleged next job. Come up with an excuse as to why people need to help you find and afford housing.
Step 6. Well you gotta at least pretend you were going through this so you go to the spot and tweet about. Even drop some photos without you in them.
Step 7. You bail. You admit defeat. But it's not your fault you gotta blame the place you went for not informing you what you'd be doing.
Step 8. You start to lash out at haters before they even appear. Gotta get your people ready to defend your honor and fluff you back up. So they're ready for your next grift. Cause it's coming.
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