🕌 bts as muslims; a thread 🕌
namjoon (na3eem)

- the halal friend.
- the perfect ابن
- cries during sujuud.
- drags his squad to the masjid with him.
- parents love him.
- snaps his misba7 everytime, on his 76th misba7 this month.
- 1/3 of the halal trio.
- 'الله يصبرني عليكم'
jin (jameel)

- the masjids perfect mo2athin.
- a quran hafiz.
- aunties want him for their daughters.
- tries to make his haram buddies halal.
- king of halal jokes.
- halal yet winks at everyone within a 10ft radius.
- 2/3 of the halal trio.
- 'يلا شباب نطلب اكل على حسابي'
yoongi (yaseen)

- quiet kid.
- misunderstood.
- always has earphones in, listening to quran.
- is working on launching a تمر company.
- girls are all over him but he aint about that life.
- 3/3 of the halal trio.
- 'يا جماعة قولوا باسم الله'
hoseok (lil 3abood)

- is a very known soundcloud rapper.
- writes songs abt his love fatima.
- a good mannered kid.
- dabka buddy w 3aloosh.
- only prays fridays.
- cousins with jameel.
- long ass whatsapp statuses.
- 3/4 of the haram squad.
- 'تتوقعون فاطمة شافت سنابي؟'
jimin (3aloosh)

- holds the angel image.
- always at the قهوة playing ورق with his buddies.
- does sheesha with salah.
- ladies man.
- gets scolded by jameel for speaking w salah during the khutbah.
- steals the masjid slippers.
- 'بقولك يا نورة إنك عنجد أمورة'
taehyung (talal)

- owns a muslim memepage.
- seems haram, secretly halal.
- acts cool abt haram stuff but regrets it quickly.
- secretly friends w jameel.
- in an arranged marriage with his cousin hafsa.
- rats his squad out.
- 4/4 of the haram squad.
- 'اقول لو ما تسوونها احسن'
jungkook (salah)
- haram squad's ceo.
- has 0 chill.
- parents don't want their kids around him.
- doesn't know how to pray.
- always driving his loud ass motorcycle.
- gets himself into fistfights with zionists.
- lowkey in love with the sheikhs daughter.
- 'كول مي و النعمة 🤪🤙
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