Hello, MTV. Welcome to my apartment. I live in this complex with many of my teammates, which I regret entirely. Let’s go inside.
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This is my bedroom. I have a few things here I’ll let you look at if you wash your hands. What would you like to see?
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Hand washing montage.
This is my closet. It doubles as my laundry room. Why you want to see it is beyond me. I’ve removed a few things out of privacy.
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T-the cabinet, yeah, that’s off-limits... WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, DON’T TOUCH THAT IT’S-
Okay, we’re leaving. Back to my room. Never again. I will handcuff you if you try anything else.
We’re back in my room. I don’t know if I still want you here, to be honest. But my PR team is already pissy cause I’m “too insensitive”. If you try anything else there will be consequences.
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This is my bulletin board. I like to keep it quite tidy and simple. I keep a very strict schedule for the beginning and end of my day, but everything in between is subject to change, which is why I make a list of what I need to do each day.
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This is my balcony. It’s where I like to do my gardening. Hoshiumi likes to fly outside the balconies and try to get Hinata, who lives above me, to admit defeat. It is incredibly annoying, so I don’t come out here often.
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This is my bathroom. I clean the entire thing everyday, not just my bathtub, because bathrooms are disgusting.
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Some fox underwear. Not of importance. I must have...forgotten to put it in the laundry... We’re LEAVING.
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I’m starting to get tired of everyone’s insistence on seeing everything that exists in my house. What were you expecting? We’re going back.
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Welcome to my living room, where I- Oh my god, get out. I told you not to- Yes, I knew you were gonna get lonely, which is why I gave you my Nintendo-Numbskull, stand outside until this is over. Okay. Thank you.
Sorry. Welcome to my living room, where I like to write my poetry over the loss of my lover, Mr. Clean. I’m writing a book of such actually, but that’s not the point. This room used to be a guest room, but I don’t have any guests.
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This is my office. It used to be a closet, because of the guest room situation, but I use it now as the place where I avoid everyone to listen to Cascada on full blast at 3 am.
Very sorry. Because of my- cough- friend’s terrible impatience, we will be having a guest for the end of the tour.
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The kitchen... It’s small, because I live in an apartment, but I love to cook, so it’s also nice. One of my favourite places...
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... ATSUMU DO NOT LOOK... It’s just the birthday plans I have currently... He never goes in the freezer because the sweet peppers are always in the fridge. Don’t tell him I have plans 169 days in advance. He doesn’t need to know that.
Wait. What’s that... In the back row...
.... @BO_KOTARO Is this your doing. Captain MeiEgg. Really?
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My dining room is pretty normal as well. It’s actually just a breakfast nook, since it’s so small. I don’t like eating in other rooms because of the mess. With less furniture, it’s easier to clean as well. No cockroaches, ever.
End of tour.