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every morning when we wake up, i tell my boyfriend a corny dad joke. today's joke was
what do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
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what do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
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Today's dad joke:
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob -me
(Confidently saying) How's it hanging?! -him
If we don't get support soon, ppl are gonna think we're nuts! -me
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob -me
(Confidently saying) How's it hanging?! -him
If we don't get support soon, ppl are gonna think we're nuts! -me
He got mad at this one and told me to shut up lol
What do you call the useless piece of skin that is attached to the penis?
A man.
What do you call the useless piece of skin that is attached to the penis?
A man.
Ope he got me on the jokes today.
"What do you call a group of Karens?" -him
"What?" -me
"A privilege." -him
"What do you call a group of Karens?" -him
"What?" -me
"A privilege." -him
"Hey, why do Orphans like going to church so much?" -me
"Why?" -him
"Because when they go they get to call someone Father." -me
*both of us laugh hysterically*
"Why?" -him
"Because when they go they get to call someone Father." -me
*both of us laugh hysterically*
