is it time yet for us to start confessing secrets

I could start: I don’t like pie! I find it beautiful but a little boring. I never eat it, but I never say this because if you say “I don’t like pie” people look at you with real horror, as though you might be a Communist spy & this is the revealing tell

also I hate sourdough

YOU SEE https://twitter.com/CradockKelly/status/1251892024053133313?s=20