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last year i was almost murked by my tinder date: a thread
so my freshman year at uc*b i was really REALLY trying to find a man bc i hated being alone and i couldn’t deal w the fact that there were no gays in my general vicinity (that i knew of) so, like any regular college student, i downloaded tinder, and that was my first mistake.
so im on tinder and everyone is either ugly, w**te, or both, and the few boys i did match with were just...not doing it for me luv 
also, prior to me downloading tinder (again) i had just stopped talking to this guy who was also just...off the shits so my hopes were NOT high
also, prior to me downloading tinder (again) i had just stopped talking to this guy who was also just...off the shits so my hopes were NOT high
so finally i match with this FINE ASS guy who was also a first yr at uc*b and he was like 6’1 and was also a man of color so i was like okay period 
i slid into his dms like “hey dummy 
wanna smoke? ” and he was like “okay yeah down” ..this was my second mistake.
i slid into his dms like “hey dummy wanna smoke? ” and he was like “okay yeah down” ..this was my second mistake.
so that same nite he comes to my dorm on campus, all the way from these FAR ASS dorms off campus (FT) so i was like omg the effort 
and he texts me when he’s outside and i grab my weed n my bong and prance to the door kdnekfnfw he was so mf fine so i was GEEKED
and he texts me when he’s outside and i grab my weed n my bong and prance to the door kdnekfnfw he was so mf fine so i was GEEKED
so i step outside to finally meet him and bitch...he was even finer in person i was SHAKINGGGG, like physically shaking; he was so fine. i was like wow my mind!!!! im not usually into masculine men but he was giving me tadashi hamada from big hero 6 and my dick wanted to fall off
so then we start walking and talking and the more i talk to him the more i start to see BLATANT RED FLAGS like..he was so full of himself and so cocky and self centered and borderline sociopathic kfnfknc but i continued to talk to him because 1) i hated myself & 2) he was SO fine
so we’re smoking and he’s talking all this shit about how he’s gay but claims he’s straight but just connects to men better because he just cannot for the life of him connect to women in any way, and how women just weren’t on the same “level as him” and i’m starting to be like uh
he then proceeds to say more weird shit about women and that their j objects, RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME and i had to put my foot down and be like mf do you hear yourself? and then i pop off on him and start to tell him why all the things he’s saying are problematic n i’m making points
so after my long spiel of me attempting to try and educate him he turns to me and is like “wow you’re so passionate about what you believe in, i like that” ...baby i was flooded
so then i’m like...hmm wanna go to this empty building and smoke there, and so we go there n we keep smokin n he’s lookin at me and just watching me and i could just feel like sexual tension it was ... a lot
so then i tell him “you remind me of the boys who used to bully me in high school” and something in him like...lit up and he turns to me and says “oh really?” and he walks at me, FULL SPEED, PINS ME TO THE WALL OF THIS BUILDING BY MY NECK and we start MAKING OUUUUUUUUT OMG
so we like really start goin at it to the point where we start making out in this elavator LMAO and my gay ass is LIVING like why is this so hot??? and bitch the WHOLE TIME WERE MAKING OUT IN BETWEEN KISSING HE KEEPS REPEATING “fuck this is so gay.” .......LIKE WHATJDJFHJR
so then after doing that for like 30 mins i’m like omg can we smoke another bowl n he’s like ooo yea let’s go to my car, so i’m like ok work so we go to his car n start hotboxing that mf
so this whole time i’m thinking this mf is insane. who would ever want to be friends with someone like this , but me being the bird that i was, i was like but he’s fine!! mistake number 3.
so i’m literally so faded at this point and we’re just sitting in his car listening to some awful country bc he had this very weird affinity for SUPER COUNTRY music and i was like uhhh fuck it he’s fine and i’m high as fuck so i don’t really care fjnkfkfn
so then he starts looking at me like he wants to kiss again n i’m like ayyy period, and he starts leaning in to kiss me and as he does this he starts pulling something out of his jacket pocket, but i was super faded so i didn’t see what it was
tell me why...TELL ME WHY. this man pulls out a FOOT LONG FUCKING HUNTING KNIFE, POINTS IT AT ME AND SAYS, “you know i could’ve just killed you right now if i wanted to.”
i’m floored.
i’m floored.
when i tell you i had no words. none. i literally couldn’t even speak i was so FUCKING scared and HIGH. like bro what the FUCKEJNF?1?1?? WHAT THE FUCK??1? my head was spinning
so my high ass had to think of sumn real quick n i was like “i’m real glad you didn’t haha
cause i got a midterm tomorrow and i gtg haha” so then he starts laughing like he didn’t just pull a fucking HUNTING KNIFE on me and i’m just sitting there like please let me leave sir
cause i got a midterm tomorrow and i gtg haha” so then he starts laughing like he didn’t just pull a fucking HUNTING KNIFE on me and i’m just sitting there like please let me leave sir
so then i’m like okay gtg bye!! and i hop out that mf and speed walk to the nearest dorm hall and as soon as i hit the corner i start RUNNING LIKE IM BOUT TO SHIT ON MYSELF whilst simultaneously crying because i’m still trying to process what the FUCKCKFBJCJF JUST HAPPENED
so to end this thread i learned that you should be very VERY VERY careful w who you meet up with on the internet whether it’s grindr, tinder or whatever the fuck bc people (MEN) are INSANE and will try to murder you for no reason other than for their own entertainment...jail
