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I am King Carrot and unless explicitly stated otherwise I speak only for myself and not any groups or individuals with whom I am affiliated, including but not limited to employers, family, religious/political sects/organizations, demographic groups, et alia.
I am King Carrot and unless explicitly stated otherwise I speak only for myself and not any groups or individuals with whom I am affiliated, including but not limited to employers, family, religious/political sects/organizations, demographic groups, et alia.
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I hold no titles of nobility currently respected by any widely acknowledged legitimate government body, nor am I an elected official in any government body.
I hold no titles of nobility currently respected by any widely acknowledged legitimate government body, nor am I an elected official in any government body.
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I am not qualified to give any professional advice, including but not limited to medical advice, legal advice, career advice, mechanical advice, et alia. Any advice solicited from or offered by me is provided "as is".
I am not qualified to give any professional advice, including but not limited to medical advice, legal advice, career advice, mechanical advice, et alia. Any advice solicited from or offered by me is provided "as is".
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To the fullest extent of the law, unless explicitly otherwise stated, I accept no liability for injury or damage that may arise from reading my tweets, including but not limited to crushed hopes and dreams, hurt feelings, hemorrhoids, et alia.
To the fullest extent of the law, unless explicitly otherwise stated, I accept no liability for injury or damage that may arise from reading my tweets, including but not limited to crushed hopes and dreams, hurt feelings, hemorrhoids, et alia.
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Unless explicitly stated otherwise, I do not care what you or anyone else thinks of me. Find something better to do with your time than badgering me about your moral or political opinions.
Unless explicitly stated otherwise, I do not care what you or anyone else thinks of me. Find something better to do with your time than badgering me about your moral or political opinions.
