I can’t stand married dudes who DM me to try & chat me up...saying “I’m unhappily married” then tell me they’ve only had sex 3 times in a year. Yeah. You know why? Because you’re an asshole. If you spent more time chatting up your damn wife...maybe she’d screw you. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦‍♀️" title="Woman facepalming" aria-label="Emoji: Woman facepalming">
This just happened. YUCK.
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