My kid, trying to explain how bad her stomach ache feels: “I’m museum sick. Like when you’re so bored from just looking at things.”

She’s 4. I’m an art historian. Low blow, kid, low blow.
Here& #39;s my kid in less quarantined times. As you can see, she brings this kind of energy to many aspects of her life...
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