hoe lee shit im fried
edi-1
craigia-0

this means high with craigia thread

im fully conviced that we are truly dirtybags and that phrase inst just an insult from the early 00’s

HEAR ME@OIT DAWG

our skin=outer membrane
our muscle=mulch/dirt
our tendons/ligaments=roots
our veins=EARTH WORMS

(that’s why grass would be the equivalent of mother earths pubes)

i cant stop counting every time i blink

apple juice is just breast milk straight from the apple tree titty

omg wait was apple removing the earbud input the uequivalent of removing the phones assholebc the port was it’s hole!!!! my XR dont have an asshole it gets constipated

if all snakes were descendants of the snakes from medusa’s head then every time a person encountered a snake today, we’d still continue to turn into stone

why does listening to a 3 minute song feel like it takes 3 years to finish now?this strain really faded my shit

i want sex @scrappycass gimme sex

is dirtytalk while having sex the equivalent of a sexy brain surgeon sensually/sexually caressing and fondling your frontal lobe...since dirty talk strokes the mental stimulation

why do the phrases “let my hair down” and “let my kid down” imply different things. when we say the first one it means letting individual strands down but when that when the other one is used it doesnt mean the kid is gonna melt into strands and fall down voluminously?

if tomb is pronounced (too-mm)
and womb is pronounced (woo-mm)
then why isnt bomb pronounced (boo-mm)????????????

searched my emoji keyboard for 6 minutes looking for the “>:(“ face and then i remembered it’s an emoticon not an emoji..

my god both of trixie and katya’s initials are BM.... Bowel Movement

ok but how many licks DID it take to get to the tootsie roll center of the tootsie pop

wtf no they don’t i hate myself. only katya is BowelMovement

someone comes 𝘪𝘯 your mom so you can come 𝘰𝘶𝘵 of your mom

guess what

bruh imagine having a homebirth in your front yard.

that baby grows up from the earth just to perish and go back in the earth bruv fuck type shit is this???

why is dogs humping humans normalized but humans humping dogs isnt? NOT CONDONING IT JUST ASKING