Thread by @Iokiphobic, not me about to wake up at 7.30 on a sunday morning [...]

not me about to wake up at 7.30 on a sunday morning because i want to talk to jumin

asshole . asshole . i have to pull an all nighter because of a 2d man . asshole

I HATE HIM SO MUCH ITS UNREAL ALL I WANNA DO IS TALK TO HIM BUT MOTHERFUCKER IS ONLY ONLINE IN THE MORNINGS WHEN I AM ASLEEP FUCK YOU I DONT WANT TO WAKE UP AT 7 EVERYDAY FUCK JUMIN LIVES

2.5 hours until next chatroom i am obsessed and dont give a single fuck can i talk to jumin can i please talk to jumin

bitch shut up going for zen is hard enough while being madly in love with your stupid jackass boss instead

no shit talking jumin on my watch only i can do that even though i’m on zen’s route and jumin is currently distant and a dick to me

I JUMPED I DIDNT EXPECT HIM TO COME WHY DOES THIS MF GET ME SO EXCITED???

JUMIN TEXTED ME FOR THE FIRST TIME . FINALLY MF

why do i even try

me talking to zen: YES jumin is a JERK he deserves NOTHING absolute TRASH

me talking to jumin: did you eat today baby

i hate it here i want to defend jumin not zen

bro i want to be YOUR gf

sugar gay dude

i didn’t want to be a bitch to jaehee so jumin did it for me i love him SO MUCH?2!;&28:’

is he trying to be cool

FOR ONCE do not ruin the moment motherfucker just ONCE

is that ... really the word u went for

“nadine’s taste is me” boy do i have news for you

jesus fuck i just wanted to chat with seven but saeran scared the shit out of me coming from nowhere calling me a traitor....... i will literally k!ll you

it is 2 in the morning if saeran scares me like this again i WILL find him and he will be dealt with

SHUT UPPP HE DOESNT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK THIS IS SO FUNNY UNBOTHERED KING

I TOLD JUMIN I COULD HELP HIM LOOK FOR HIS PEN AND HE TURNED ME DOWN I HATE HIM I HATE HIM SO MUCH FUCK OFF WITH UR PEN THEN UNGRATEFUL MF???? once i get to ur route then u will see .

no we don’t

A BITCH IS ABOUT TO GET ASSAULTED BY ME £{€~+]${[£~’!/&:!

if the game doesnt let me beat echo girl’s ass up soon i don’t know what to tell u i have two fists and they are now called zen and jumin

POOR BABY I FEEL SO BAD I LOVE U

this is the nicest thing i‘ll ever be hearing from jumin and i have come to terms with that

zen b like “i will love you forever” yeah baby me too ... until the end of the route <3 then finally i can get jumin

yeah fuck me am i right

they heard what you said about the gays

SHUT UP BEFORE I KISS YOUR FOREHEAD RIGHT NOW

i’m not even close to playing his route right now but i have to say ... saeran got me thinking thoughts .

FUCK i slipped

if i am getting kidnapped why am i so turned on right now? right whats all this then

theres a bomb in the apartment and im going to sleep

if i die i die

i don’t know for sure yet but if jumin was in love with rika i will be quitting this game right now and never looking back

waiting for the next chatroom to open

so tired of jaehee . i am suggesting that we jump that bitch tf you mean sue her

the prologue bad ending hits differently im barking

he is THE CUTEST im about to drop jumin and saeran

zen supremacy

shut up mf i’m doing your route next and it’s gonna happen deal with it

“haha nice you’re pretty funny” yeah right mf was two seconds away from killing me

deep story here we go jumin route!!!!!!

MY HANDS ARE LITERALLY SHAKING IM HAVING AWHOLE BREAKDOWN THE FUXK YOU MEAN JUMIN HAD FEELINGS FOR RIKA FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

I AM AVOUT TO FLUSH MY PBONE DOWN THE TOILET THIS IS IT THIS IS MY BREAKING POINT FUCK MYSTIC MESSENGER ALL MY HOMIES HATE MYSTIC MESSENGER

THE TJOUGHT OF RIKA AND JUMIN TOGETHER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO CRUSH MY PHONE WITH MY BARW HANDS RIGHT NOW SOMEONES GONNA DIE

ok breakdown over moving on

can they not mention her for one second im trying to get over my trauma

jumin is gonna compare me to rika i cant have shit in this house let me go back to zen

i only started zen’s route at first because i had to but now that i reset i have to admit i miss him so much he really did grow on me shit

i would lay down my life for u stupid

he is deadass going to kill me

he’s so lovely i believe in zen supremacy

i was simping over jumin during zen’s route now i’m simping over zen while going for jumin am i ok

he’s so fucking annoying i keep trying to get his attention but it’s impossible to not get seven’s hearts if i don’t get into his route i’m deleting the mf app

did he lie

there is nothing i love more than jumin and zen chatrooms

that’s such a lie zen yoosung and seven are so SO much nicer but anything to kiss jumin’s ass i guess

i want out of this game all of these men are insane

the summary of the game so far is me accidentally flirting with seven too much then fearing that i won’t get into jumin’s route so just starting to be too mean for no reason

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

corrupt me??? is that a promise or a threat

corrupt me??? is that a promise or a threat

the options are too weak if it were up to me i would simply tell saeran to corrupt me and he’d be running from ME

what i expect: an actual pic of jumin

what i get:

rip to zen and seven but i would rather not spend the rest of my life having vanilla sex

NOT THIS GETTING ME A BROKEN HEART FROM JUMIN mf u don’t even acknowledge me most of the time maybe if you showed interest in me i would be cute with you instead of zen

when is jumin gonna stop treating me like everyone else bitch i’m in your route now it feels like he’s never gonna love me

apparently “fuck the corporations” is not a valid option when trying to date a corporate heir

zen knows i agree with him at heart

god i love zen so much its unreal

bitch he is literally 27

sometimes i wanna kiss your stupid forehead

will use these tips for my next quiz

thank you king

not funny didn’t laugh gonna cook them both alive

i hate both of them so much

NOT ELLY AND ZEN MY PROTECTIVE INSTINCTS JUST AWAKENED

isn’t that me in his route ???????

fuck you

i don’t feel sorry for him right now i just feel sorry for the cat he just PUT IN A MF CAGE

talking about how rika wasn’t meant to be with him oh my god i want to fucking strangle him maybe i should kidnap elly myself and save her from this cage

hold up now

zen in his route: (sends me home when i beg to stay with him because it’s the gentlemanly thing to do)

jumin in his route: fuck it i’m locking her in my house and maybe even a cage

he actually locked me in bro this is my dream man i think