Did you know that it is illegal, under local shutdown rules, to play golf in some CA counties, but legal in other counties (correctly). If you can't stay six feet away from other golfers and keep from touching them, you're not doing it right. My firm will be filing lawsuits soon.

2And in case you are wondering, which counties are allowing things other counties are banning? Why, normally you might expect your local news media to do some legwork (they are exempt from shutdown) and get that info and tell you, but .... that would require them to take a break/

3/ from 1) breathlessly and uncritically reporting the shutdown riffs of @GavinNewsom, or 2) bashing the President; or 3) sneering at the great unwashed masses who would like to have their lives back, would like to pray, would like to surf, fish, or play some golf safely./

4/ in short, when literally nothing else is going on and they are all doing the same thing, day after day, channelling the governor/local officials, or dumping on Republicans/POTUS, or praising the WHO, we are getting no insights into inequality of liberty from the press. #fail