Read on Twitter
I’m going to do a running thread with news stories pointing out how they would read in a liberal tabloid until someone launches one.
Top Docs Warn America: Test Or Die
subhead: Experts Prove Trump's Kooky Reopen Plan A Recipe For Disaster https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1251629092727853067
subhead: Experts Prove Trump's Kooky Reopen Plan A Recipe For Disaster https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1251629092727853067
Don Jr Gal Pal Gets Six-Figure Payday From Campaign Slush Fund https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-secret-payments-sons-wife-girlfriend_n_5e9a1c46c5b635d25d6c747a
Michelle Goes High Again, Swoops In With Storytime For Kids
sub: America's 'Forever First Lady' Excites Tykes Stuck Inside https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/17/politics/michelle-obama-pbs-read-aloud-series-trnd/index.html
sub: America's 'Forever First Lady' Excites Tykes Stuck Inside https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/17/politics/michelle-obama-pbs-read-aloud-series-trnd/index.html
Inside GOP Plot To Steal YOUR Unemployment Cash
sub: Scandal-Plagued Exec Turned Senator Rick Scott Set Scummy Plot Into Motion https://www.dailykos.com/story/2020/4/18/1929884/-Rick-Scott-s-78-million-unemployment-website-was-designed-to-fail-but-that-s-not-the-worst-of-it
sub: Scandal-Plagued Exec Turned Senator Rick Scott Set Scummy Plot Into Motion https://www.dailykos.com/story/2020/4/18/1929884/-Rick-Scott-s-78-million-unemployment-website-was-designed-to-fail-but-that-s-not-the-worst-of-it
Mad Don Pushes China Virus Conspiracy ... While Bodies Pile Up Behind Him https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-04-18/trump-suggests-china-may-be-knowingly-responsible-for-virus
Swastika-Lovin' Fox News Crank Roasted By Top Comedian https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1251657690423521280
"Sick": Mad Don Uses Killer Virus To Push Anti-Muslim Hate Smears https://www.motherjones.com/coronavirus-updates/2020/04/trump-asks-if-muslims-will-get-special-treatment-in-coronavirus-lockdowns/
GOP Goes All-In On Biden Smears To Cover Up Mad Don's Virus Disaster https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-campaign-concludes-there-is-more-to-be-gained-by-attacking-biden-than-trying-to-promote-presidents-pandemic-response/2020/04/18/9644af9a-80e6-11ea-9040-68981f488eed_story.html
Wall Street Fat Cats Bankroll Desperate Campaign vs AOC https://interc.pt/2VlDEgl
Right Wing Virus Zombies Follow Don’s Orders, Endanger Kids https://bit.ly/2wNOxOr
Hero Doc Hits The Streets To Save Homeless From Killer Virus https://bit.ly/2XHM0R0
Fox Freaks In Deranged Campaign For Virus Spread https://twitter.com/existentialfish/status/1251497219628445696?s=21 https://twitter.com/existentialfish/status/1251497219628445696
Wingnut War: Mad Don In Feud With Ex (?) Pal Drudge https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/1251649755198955520?s=21 https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/1251649755198955520
Fox “Suicide Judge” Demands Elderly Be Sacrificed For Mad Don https://twitter.com/jasonscampbell/status/1251680422859341825?s=21 https://twitter.com/jasonscampbell/status/1251680422859341825
AOC Crushes Stim Check Lies, Tells Folks How To Keep Their Cash https://twitter.com/aoc/status/1251626173043539968?s=21 https://twitter.com/aoc/status/1251626173043539968
Nuts! 'Gym' Scandal Congressman Wants Hero Govs Investigated For Keeping Folks Safe https://www.rawstory.com/2020/04/jim-jordan-tells-fox-news-he-wants-congress-to-investigate-governors-for-coronavirus-shutdown-orders/
GOP Caught On Tape In Poll Watch Plot To Give Election To Mad Don https://theintercept.com/2020/04/11/republican-poll-watchers-vote-by-mail-voter-fraud/
Mad Don Mouthpiece Demands Credit Despite Virus Test Catastrophe https://twitter.com/KevinMKruse/status/1251868248137773056
Hero Gov Won't Let GOP's Virus Goons Stop Her From Saving Families https://twitter.com/MeetThePress/status/1251868140247678982
Trump Pooch Mnuch Takes The Fall For Mad Don's Virus Check Scheme https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1251861536068513793
Pelosi Deflects Mad Don Attack, Punks “Poor Leader” https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1251858427699236865?s=21 https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1251858427699236865
Sicko Preach Demands Congregation Hand Over Stim Checks https://crooksandliars.com/2020/04/louisiana-pastor-goes-cnn-defend-asking
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Cranky Crenshaw Caught In Craven Book Sale Pic https://twitter.com/stellaaaa/status/1251892584173064193
USA To Mad Don: Take Your Death Cult And Shove It! https://www.wsj.com/articles/more-americans-fear-lifting-coronavirus-restrictions-too-soon-wsj-nbc-poll-says-11587301203
Mad Don "Killing Us" With Pollution Push, Texans Reveal https://apnews.com/9553e45fd2fc46940ce5b3ca4b4a0d04
German Gov Sez "Nein" To Mad Don's Made Up Ventilator Claim https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1251964599181742087
Right Wing Gun Nuts Behind Phony Anti-Lockdown Push
Don Gives Goons Green Light As Virus Mows Down Innocents https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2020/04/19/pro-gun-activists-using-facebook-groups-push-anti-quarantine-protests/
Don Gives Goons Green Light As Virus Mows Down Innocents https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2020/04/19/pro-gun-activists-using-facebook-groups-push-anti-quarantine-protests/
Virus Cultists Harass Hero Nurses https://twitter.com/McclaranAlyson/status/1252043676445839361
Mad Don Wasted Billions On Oil Spend Spree https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/1252304005650399234
'Disgusting' Don Stands On Virus Dead To Push Donation Scam https://twitter.com/DavidCornDC/status/1252340819627069440
Georgia Gov Ignores Docs, Pushes For Virus Spread With Open Biz https://twitter.com/GovKemp/status/1252339586291949568
Mad Don Proclaims He's "King" During Laughable Mini-Rally https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/1252358854991462403
