Taking a wee break from work and playing the fantasy

I forgot how cute the lil square polygon sprites are omg

THE MUSIC IS STILL SO GOOD

All of the PS1 sound effects!!! I’m drowning in nostalgia right now

I FORGOT I GET TO PICK HIS NAME OH BOY

Perfect

Aw playing this makes me really miss Legend of Dragoon

Their little chibi sprites are killing me, I’m so sad they didn’t keep that for the remaster

I FORGOT ABOUT THE TIME BOMB ESCAPE OH GEEZ

I HAVE YET TO BEAT THE FIRST BOSS HE KEEPS KILLING ME AAAAAGGGHHH

I...I forgot you’re not...supposed to hit the scorpion robot...when his tail is up...that...explains a lot.....

GAHHH RUNNING WHILE THE BOMB TIMER IS GOING IS SO STESSFUL GAHHHHH

Did I reload and do the escape from the bomb again because I picked the wrong option and didn’t get a flower from Aeris? Maybe

I forgot how sassy early Cloud was, I’m not use to him having a personality other than sad and serious

MY PUNCHY WIFE IS HERE

HNNNNG I love Tifa’s theme so much

All right, time to get back to work for now

Back at it again with the fuck corporations and have great hair gang

I forgot how charming the graphics are, they really did the most with what they had

Oof Barret’s characterization has not aged well, oof

Ah the old PS1 rpg quirk of multiple characters merging with the main character to move as one

I FORGOT ABOUT TIFA’S GAMBLE THING FOR HER LIMITS

I keep forgetting that I named Cloud “Sad Gay” and it cracks me up every time I see it or someone calls me that

I don’t mean to laugh at Cloud’s dumb chibi body falling from a high place but it’s so dang funny

AERITH

I HATE THE BARREL AND SAVE AERIS FROK TURKS PUZZLE SO MUCH

CRIES AT THE FIRST VAGUE MENTION OF ZACK

Cloud’s mom urging him to get an older girlfriend is the funniest and weirdest thing

THERES AN ENEMY THATS JUST A SENTIENT HOUSE

Aerith: what rank were you in soldier?

Cloud: first class

Aerith: just the same as him

Me:

We’ve arrived gamers. We’ve arrived to the level where Cloud must wear a dress and work it work it

Has bad flashbacks to all the mini games it’s going to take to become the baddest hottest binch in Midgar

Blech I forgot what a sleazeball Don Corneo is

He doesn’t deserve a well dressed and gussied up Cloud or any lady in general

Each of the gang threatening to dismantle Don Corneo of his dick in different ways is just *chef kiss*

I forgot what a drama queen Reno is

WHAT THE HELL I FORGOT TSENG JUST STRAIGHT UP SLAPS AERITH WHAT THE HELL

THE PLATE COLLAPSING IS SO TRAUMATIZING

There’s so much I wiped from my mind about this game, my heart is broken from all the team Avalanche dying

UGH BARRETT SAYING HOW HE WANTS TO FIGHT BUT ALSO WANTS TO BE WITH HIS DAUGHTER AND HOW THAT TORMENTS HIM I-

Y’all I need help, I’m stuck on the swinging bar above the Wall Maket, I’ve jumped every time and it won’t connect

I HAVE JUMPED LIKE 30 TIMES WHAT AM I DOING WRONG

I SCREAMED AND CACKLED LIKE A MANIAC BUT I FINALLY DID IT HAHAHAHA

Taking the stairs was a mistake, what have I done

HOW MANY SETS OF STAIRS ARE THERE

Video games: where you can live the fantasy of running multiple stairs without having to heave like you’re dying

Oof Tifa saying r*tard oof yikes nope

OH MY GOSH IVE FINALLY MADE IT UP HOWEVER MANY STAIRS THAT WAS

ARRRGH THE SNEAK SECTIONS

Guess who did the library puzzle password on their first try?

NOOOOO HOJO APPEARED, I HATE HIM SO MUCH

I made this video in honor of Hojo

HES TALKING ABOUT AERITH WHAT

*GASP* RED XIII!!!

HEY WHAT THE FUCK I DONT REMEMBER THIS WHAT

Yo the music that plays when you find everyone in the building dead and your jail cell door open is so eerie

Following the trail of blood is so suspenseful even knowing what’s going on

The games like oh no look the president of Shinra is dead, isn’t that terrible and I’m like another one bites the dust binch stay dead