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the way this girl looks fed the fuck up... https://twitter.com/TIME/status/1251194331299545088">https://twitter.com/TIME/stat...
me every time a man opens his mouth
anyway, maybe since things are shut down for the moment the “royals” could donate their paychecks to frontline workers and charities. not like they’ll be cutting ribbons and unveiling plaques any time soon.
she literally doesn’t speak until the very end lmao omg i’m losing it in this chili’s
“did i leave my curling iron on?”
“did i take the meat out of the freezer?”
“do dogs think in barks?”
“i wonder how jack and diane are doing”
“the existence of an outback steakhouse implies the existence of an infront steakhouse”
i crack myself up
“ʸᵉᵃʰ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵘᵐᵐʸ ʸᵘᵐ
ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵘᵐᵐʸ ʸᵘᵐ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵘᵐᵐʸ ʸᵘᵐᵐʸ”
ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵘᵐᵐʸ ʸᵘᵐ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵘᵐᵐʸ ʸᵘᵐᵐʸ”
“if she was from africa, why was she white”
“how can wendy’s afford to keep running their 4 for $4? that’s such a steal...”
“should i cut my own bangs?”
“there was room for jack on that door”
ok, i’m done
can you show these to kate @kensingtonroyal i know she’d like the outback steakhouse one especially i can’t tell you why i just have a feeling that’s all
“is soup a drink?” https://twitter.com/pandamension/status/1251657282926063618">https://twitter.com/pandamens...
my girl @michaelaokla knows a lot about soup, maybe she has the answer
“how much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”
“there’s no way teddy is quarantining with all of those people, and they were NOT six feet apart. someone should call the police”
i wasn’t trashing, it’s just jokes. unclench. https://twitter.com/queenviktoriah/status/1251642348414648320">https://twitter.com/queenvikt...
https://twitter.com/queenviktoriah/status/1252347020917915649">https://twitter.com/queenvikt...
when you definitely know what abuse is
