the way this girl looks fed the fuck up... https://twitter.com/TIME/status/1251194331299545088
me every time a man opens his mouth
me every time a man opens his mouth
me every time a man opens his mouth
anyway, maybe since things are shut down for the moment the “royals” could donate their paychecks to frontline workers and charities. not like they’ll be cutting ribbons and unveiling plaques any time soon.
she literally doesn’t speak until the very end lmao omg i’m losing it in this chili’s
“did i leave my curling iron on?”
“did i leave my curling iron on?”
“did i leave my curling iron on?”
“did i take the meat out of the freezer?”
“did i take the meat out of the freezer?”
“did i take the meat out of the freezer?”
“do dogs think in barks?”
“do dogs think in barks?”
“do dogs think in barks?”
“i wonder how jack and diane are doing”
“i wonder how jack and diane are doing”
“i wonder how jack and diane are doing”
“the existence of an outback steakhouse implies the existence of an infront steakhouse”
“the existence of an outback steakhouse implies the existence of an infront steakhouse”
“the existence of an outback steakhouse implies the existence of an infront steakhouse”
i crack myself up
i crack myself up
i crack myself up
“ʸᵉᵃʰ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵘᵐᵐʸ ʸᵘᵐ
ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵘᵐᵐʸ ʸᵘᵐ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵘᵐᵐʸ ʸᵘᵐᵐʸ”
“ʸᵉᵃʰ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵘᵐᵐʸ ʸᵘᵐᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵘᵐᵐʸ ʸᵘᵐ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵘᵐᵐʸ ʸᵘᵐᵐʸ”
“ʸᵉᵃʰ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵘᵐᵐʸ ʸᵘᵐᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵘᵐᵐʸ ʸᵘᵐ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵘᵐᵐʸ ʸᵘᵐᵐʸ”
“if she was from africa, why was she white”
“if she was from africa, why was she white”
“if she was from africa, why was she white”
“how can wendy’s afford to keep running their 4 for $4? that’s such a steal...”
“how can wendy’s afford to keep running their 4 for $4? that’s such a steal...”
“how can wendy’s afford to keep running their 4 for $4? that’s such a steal...”
“should i cut my own bangs?”
“should i cut my own bangs?”
“should i cut my own bangs?”
“there was room for jack on that door”
“there was room for jack on that door”
“there was room for jack on that door”
ok, i’m done
can you show these to kate @kensingtonroyal i know she’d like the outback steakhouse one especially i can’t tell you why i just have a feeling that’s all
“is soup a drink?” https://twitter.com/pandamension/status/1251657282926063618
“is soup a drink?” https://twitter.com/pandamension/status/1251657282926063618
“is soup a drink?” https://twitter.com/pandamension/status/1251657282926063618
my girl @michaelaokla knows a lot about soup, maybe she has the answer
“how much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”
“how much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”
“how much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”
“there’s no way teddy is quarantining with all of those people, and they were NOT six feet apart. someone should call the police”
“there’s no way teddy is quarantining with all of those people, and they were NOT six feet apart. someone should call the police”
“there’s no way teddy is quarantining with all of those people, and they were NOT six feet apart. someone should call the police”
i wasn’t trashing, it’s just jokes. unclench. https://twitter.com/queenviktoriah/status/1251642348414648320
https://twitter.com/queenviktoriah/status/1252347020917915649
when you definitely know what abuse is
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