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life in the time of coronavirus
life in the time of conoravirus, continued
people who violate shelter in place orders
life in the time of coronavirus, continued (damn right I used the Patti LuPone version)
republican governors lifting shelter in place orders and re-opening beaches
when you meet a cute guy on a dating app but you’re stuck sheltering in place
life in the time of coronavirus, cont.
streaming services to everyone sheltering in place
Me to everyone violating shelter in place because the weather is nice
When shelter in place finally ends
Watching the federal government’s incompetence while handling this crisis
me to the first man I meet after shelter in place ends
and me, shortly thereafter
stuck inside during shelter in place like
every day during this crisis when my job tries to pretend everything is normal
my vibe after shelter in place is over
social distancing like
the phantom was a pioneer for social distancing & shelter in place
me being dramatic when talking to my friends virtually during shelter in place
Future historians describing the US response to the pandemic
idiots who don’t understand what it means to be living through a global pandemic
my general approach to shelter in place
trying to explain why people think social distancing isn’t necessary
Everyone posting on their insta stories more often
wearing pajamas for the 37183 day in a row
me on my porch every day
trying to delude myself into believing that everything is ok
Me as I slowly go crazy over the course of this crisis
Me returning to Disneyland once it’s safe to do so
