STORYTIME: IVE BEEN PLAYED!!!!!
as we all know merel likes to believe everything anyone says so she really thought she found the girl who biked past her..... but honey

so like we start chatting, she's been telling me that she remembers the places i send her

Telling me a whole lot about herself so ofcourse merel believes she is real & continues to chat with her for a couple of days

We be getting along, chatting, merel be thinking she found a new friend who lives in her town

merel feels kinda suspicious after all so after talking about murder stories/vids i ofc ask for a picture so i can spot her next time....

So.... she tells me she's gonna make herself look decent (meaning using photoshop to get a manic hoodie on a random girl) and send me this

i simply start laughing my ass off at the way this was obviously fake... even if this would be < real > girl its like 2 pm why is it so dark for u

so after this she hasn't gotten back to me yet... but merel... sis... you have been played, u gave the wrong person the benefit of doubt

the audacity of telling me i might be a psycho while i have an account with actual followers, friends & real pictures........

the ig she gave me.... like... love... its 2020 and u don't have any pictures up there? at least get some photoshop skills and make it work

also..... just saying but don't go to her liked tweets, don't scroll down... just don't do it... my eyes are still burning....

so my one question is... WHY?
why would u make up entire fake stories, why would u play with people, why would u waste my time, why would u lie about ur entire life... and last but not least... why me?

So now i'm just sitting here laughing my ass off at myself cause i fell for it all.....

BUT WHAT WE DO KNOW IS THAT I REALLY SAW A GIRL WITH A MANIC HOODIE IN MY TOWN!!!!! SO I AINT GIVING UP!!! I WILL FIND THE REAL ONE AND TELL HER I LIKE HER HOODIE!!!!

Also like.... i love to watch true crime shows as well but like... this person... lied about their entire life... am i... gonna.... survive this.. they know where i live... GOD merel u better start running

one of the things in their liked tweets..... the way i'm still yelling about all of this.....

i hope she likes it, really tried and make it a lovely story....

the way i'm reading this entire thread back right now and just thinking "someone really used this account to fuck with you... woah" feels like i'm reading a comedy right now

aged like milk https://twitter.com/badlandmermaids/status/1250780792202108929?s=21 https://twitter.com/badlandmermaids/status/1250780792202108929

ok hold up so i got this curiouscat about the dog pictures.... and this is all legit but how what when what now

y'all i told u not to check the likes of that account, i'll make a group appointment to bleach our eyes together

Y'ALL THIS KEEPS GETTING WEIRDER....... i'm on my detective mode now

OK SO HERE WE GO THIS IS LIKE MY PART 2 OF THIS STORY CAUSE 6 HOURS HAVE PASSED

So i get this dm from this girl claiming the pictures of the dog on the catfish's IG story is actually her grandma's dog & that her pictures have been stolen by the catfish, i trust her and start digging

So she promises me that its not her and she would never do something so wrong so i believe her and we start digging but she's not helping at all.......

So this catfish chloe person follows this dog girl spam account which was kinda suspicious ... so i ask for her main acc to see if its connected in any way

and yes it smelled like fish cause Catfish Chloe follows this dog chick on her spam & main insta account.... but ofcourse she defends herself again when i tell her its fishy

So meanwhile i'm thinking i might be accusing this kid that didn't do anything wrong at all......

But we keep on digging i got my entire crew working on this & we found a clue.
First screenshot is Catfish Chloe
Second screenshot is dog girls tweets.....

WHO THE FUCK USES ,,
THATS SMELLS FISHY HONEY!!!!!!!!

Suddenly this other account pops up called Lily... & a bio saying she used to be Catfish Chloe's @ but that it got deleted, so i get a text from a friend to check it out but guess what? i've been blocked before even checking it

So me and my friends are thinking like who tf is this lily and where did she suddenly come from???? Where is this clone factory based and how do we shut it down???

So one of my followers is dming with them, tryna see who they are... but got tired of waiting for a response so just snapped at them instead! Which worked after all ;)

So this lily account confesses.... that she is the catfish & played with me.... BUT WHAT DO WE NOTICE IN THE PREVIOUS TEXTS???????

THE FUCKING ,, AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!

So we go back into thinking how Catfish Chloe, Confession Lily & Dog chick all use ,,

Meanwhile we have so much information about the dog chick so we put all our clue's together and are 99% convinced its her.... but remember she really told me she would never do something so wrong....

Knowing its literally a 15 year old kid behind this dog chick account was just not clicking in my mind.... if u saw the tweets that had been liked u would understand my confusion on how a 15 year old girl would support the statement "THEY ARE JUST HOLES"

Meanwhile still dming with dog chick "working together" on finding Catfish Chloe but she ain't all that worried about her dogs pictures being used by a catfish..... ??????? which just didnt click

this girl really be like "hope u find chloe soon" while Catfish chloe follows this chick on her main & priv instagram... stealing pics from her and all she got is "hope u find her" ??

So we decide to scare this dog chick a little bit, just make her sweat and she if she tells me anything... but all we got was yay! goodluck!

BUT suddenly Catfish Chloe's twitter account dissapears & gets deactivated.... just after i told dog chick that i was gonna look into ip adresses..... do the maths

I FUCKED UP MY TIMELINE IN THE RIGHT ORDER THE STORY WENT, sorry gays i have disappointed myself but lets get back to it

WE GOT THE APOLOGY FROM THE LILY ACCOUNT AFTER I TOLD DOGCHICK ABOUT IP ADRESSES

Ok so quick summery, we dmed dog chick about figuring out IP adresses and suddenly Catfish Chloe has been deactivated and one of my followers got the confession in their dms.

Seems like dog chick was trying to find her way out by using lily's acc

So after connecting all our dots together we decide to just dm Dog chick and get her to speak up

- second pic is the confession of lily that i send to dog chick above my paragraph

so we all wait....... biting our nails, thinking of different theories, speculating every single thing over and over again...

BUT THEN SUDDENLY AFTER DMING DOG CHICK, CATFISH CHLOE MAKES A COMEBACK IN MY INSTAGRAM DMS !!!!!!!!!

and ofcourse says she is Lily... so Catfish Chloe & Confession Lily are a a catfish duo and can happily dissapear together... but i don't believe you that easily love... dog chick i'm still after you...

So my crew starts checking which email Catfish Chloe uses & which one Dog Chick uses.... and ofcourse they both use the same J******n

so i go back into my dms with dog chick cause it had been like 40 mins and she hasn't said anything so i check and SUDDENLY DOG CHICK IS TYPING

Dog Chick was probably too busy switching accounts the whole time and making up more lies before actually getting back to my dm

So Dog Chick had been typing for a good 15 mins and we were all just waiting for that one message to come through...

AND THEN... THE CONFESSION FROM DOG CHICK WAS RIGHT THERE... IN MY DMS.. THE WAY I JUMPED OFF THE COUCH AND YELLED "FBI OPEN UP! WE GOT EM" y'all can not imagine

heres the confession of Dog Chick:

the way my mind exploded when i was reading this...... ur telling me this 1 chick... made up all these lies? all these different accs?

How am i supposed to believe that the liked tweets of adults shitting in diapers, hairbrushes being pushed into a vagina & statements like this.... were not her? like it was not just 1 accidental thing...

The way this has been going on for 6 hours and i have barely gotten off the couch shows how invested we all were but i really need some hydration now be right back to rant some more

So just another summery

this Dog chick used an acc to pretend to be a girl i saw in my town, lied about living here and even telling me remembering the pretty balconys while she biked past me.. to continue and talk to me for days...

Once i figured out the account she was using was a catfish she dmed me on her ACTUAL ACCOUNT to tell me about her dogs pictures being stolen... to gain my trust again...

Then continues to create ANOTHER account (Confession Lily) to blame it all on that account so she can dissapear

To be caught red handed in the end anyways....

So i have her name, pictures of her face, knows in what country she lives. Could easily expose her on here and destroy her life but i guess i'll keep quiet and be a decent person for now

We can all thank user halsey for making us the detectives we are today. Always making us look for connections and clues. Thank u.

Since a lot of people who follow me ALSO follow dog chicks ORIGINAL account (which doesn't really tell anything personal about her or shows anything) but its the one she's been using the most, i'll post her account just so y'all can unfollow & not engage with her anymore

Everyone please give it up for the one and only (not really tho) DOG CHICK! also known as Confession Lily & Catfish Chloe!

please unfollow this person and don't engage with them & please stay safe on social media, we'll never know what could've happened.

Also can we just imagine how shook the REAL Manic Hoodie Bike Girl is gonna be once i find her... like imagine me telling her this entire story cause it all started with her biking past me