CARES Act funds given to Columbia University: $12,830,199

Columbia university President’s salary:

$3,900,000

Columbia University endowment:

$10,900,000,000

Columbia university tuition:

$71,460, up 15,6% from 2019-2020
CARES Act funds to Univ of Pennsylvania:

$9,907,683

Univ of Pennsylvania President Amy Gutman’s salary:

$3,908,031

Univ of Pennsylvania endowment:

$14,650,000,000

Univ of Pennsylvania undergrad tuition:

$60,042 up 3.93% from 2019-2020
CARES Act funds to Univ of Michigan (Ann Arbor):

$25,244,052

Univ of Michigan President salary:

$852,346

Univ of Michigan endowment:

$12,400,000,000

Univ of Pennsylvania undergrad tuition:

$15,558 in state, $51,200 out of state
CARES Act funds to Baylor Univ:

$10,777,489

Baylor Univ President salary:

?????, previous one (Kenneth Starr, yes that Ken Starr) got a $4,946,996

Baylor endowment:

$1,310,000,000

Baylor tuition:

$64,880, up 50% from 2010
CARES Act funds to Univ of Louisville:

$12,478,790

Univ of Louisville President Neeli Bendapudi salary:

$725,000 with guaranteed $150,000 bonus, 12% raise for Neeli!!

Univ of Louisville endowment:

$719,800,000

Univ of Louisville tuition:

$12,206, 4.27% inc from last year
CARES Act funds for:

New York Film Academy: $1,739,271

New York College of Traditional Chinese Medicine: $84,673

New York Institute of Massage: $93,376

New York Institute of Beauty: $142,667

New York Conservatory for Dramatic Arts: $354,280
Appalachian State University: $15,927,932

How TF did those dope smoking snowboarders pull THAT off?!
Let’s look at just film schools:

Los Angeles Film School: $3,766,527

NY Film Academy: $1,739,271

Digital Film Academy: $221,487

American Film Institute Conservatory: $98,640

KD Conservatory College of Film and Dramatic Arts: $223,164

Nashville Film institute: $98,653 (1/2)
Film schools cont.

Seattle Film Institute: $101,834

Watkins College of Art, Design, and Film: $112,124

San Francisco Film School: $34,950

How would we survive without these in a pandemic?!
Ok I gotta cook breakfast. I’m not done with this bullshit though
What in holy hell is going on here?!
School of Communication Arts Of North Carolina: $568,133

A private, for-profit school with:

260 undergrad students.

Over half a million dollars for a private school with less than 300 students. AYFKM.
$351,126 for Soka University of America.

What is Soka University, you ask? A private school with 450 students with a mission of “pacifism, human rights, and the creative coexistence of nature and humanity”
Soka University has a $1.3 BILLION endowment. 450 students. What is happening here?
Oh I found some puns.

Shear Ego Int’l School of Hair Design: $117,714

Shear Excellence Hair Academy: $224,489

Shear Finesse Beauty Academy: $75,116

Shear Learning Academy of Cosmetology: $62,701
Sharp Edgez Barber Institute, yes, edgez with a f**king Z: $219,572

I don’t know why the Z bothers me so much but it does
Swedish Institute: $691,142

Prívate for-profit in New York with 800 students
Ho Lee Phuk.

The Aggies (College Station) got $39,816,443.

$1,318,324 for A&M Central Texas.

$7,193,156 for A&M Commerce

$10,105,662 for A&M Corpus Christi

$7,087,427 for A&M Kingsville

$5,613,425 for A&M San Antonio

G-g-g-g-g-g-GIG EM, @BillDjango3!!!
🚨🚨THE CARES ACT GAVE $20,435 TO THE UNIFICATION THEOLOGICAL SEMINARY, AKA THE MOONIES, A DANGEROUS RELIGIOUS CULT🚨🚨
Ok I’m going to the beach. Not done with this by a frigging long shot
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