Why I would like to be a fish: a thread

The first reason I’d like to be a fish:
I like water, and think swimming is fun even though I am bad at it. If I am a fish, naturally, my swimming ability will increase.

The second reason I’d like to be a fish:
Fish pretty

The third reason I’d like to be a fish:
Fish have relatively short life spans in the wild ! If I am a wild fish I will be blessed with a relatively short sentence in the prison that is earth!

The fourth reason I’d like to be a fish:
On the other hand, if I am a captive fish, someone would finally care for and treasure me <33

The fifth reason I’d like to be a fish:
Fish have smooth brains!! Fish don’t think!!! By being a fish I would physically be incapable of overthinking ever again!

The sixth and final reason I’d like to be a fish:

Due to smooth brain, if I were to be a fish I wouldn’t be lonely and therefore would have no reason to pester anyone! My level of annoying would go down from 15/10 to estimated levels of 2-3/10 instead.

In conclusion me becoming a fish would be beneficial not only for me but for the others around me as well, thank u for listening <3