masterlist of threads and fics
tagged by sfw and nsfw
sorry if i forget to mention any squicks always down to become more informed because i don't want to trigger anyone by accident
guitarist keith and shiro fanboy lance and indie singer wingman shiro
based on when some overeager fanboys irritated me the entire night when i went to a show except the difference is that i didn't do anything about it and they weren't as cute
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1222037286902124544
gym owner keith and other voltron crew as staff, lance is the pilates instructor who never wants to give keith a break but really he just wants to make him jealous
based on watching too much boss in the mirror
sfw except a bit of language https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1222087359811874822
babies keith and lance eating at the mall ft babysitters shiro and allura
based on inspo while drinking blue hawaiian punch at lunch
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1222431291997450242
pro gamer keith spends his money on streamer gamer camboy lance and is torn between wanting lance to play well or wanting to wreck him enough that he plays like shit
nsfw ft. cum pumping?, masturbation for money https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1230350079178895361
just yaknow keith thinking about lance's mouth and doing stuff to it
nsfw ft. spit https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1222435416244215808
just a joke i thought in my head because nhmghmmmgf i love the idea of lance with no shame
nsfw kinda https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1247327842674675712
pass it on klance tweetfic for who's covid-19 fund
mistakenly labeled this thread as sfw earlier but it is nsfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1249338005438881798
Bon Appetit AU part 1
based on carla's videos with miz cracker
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1251418732447952896
Bon Appetit AU part 2
based on carla's videos with miz cracker
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1250985670190919680
klance the proposal au with keith as sir grumpy boss and lance as hot assistant he falls in love with
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1251596996860731398
flower shop established relationship au but they work at the same shop and lance handles customers for the both of them
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1252254028647378944
toy story au kinda where lance is a fake ken doll and keith is a BoM pilot action figure super not fleshed out
sfw kinda, one dirty-ish joke https://mobile.twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1252578809921994753
originally a mailman au for laughs
but ended up as mailman stripper nsfw i don't know why my brain https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1253154638255099904
hanahaki au abandoned wip
sfw mostly but there is bad language
tw character death and manipulative language?
was not in great headspace when i had this draft a couple years ago i just wanted HURT sad but never fleshed out it's entirety https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1256539826246971392
fast food rivals klance
lance would work at burger king because the blue matches his eyes and keith works at mcd because he sustains himself off free fries
last couple tweets in thread are nsfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1258708714455920640
khr klance au
sfw
i love katekyo hitman reborn so much the art is so good https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1264483880188272641
artist keith
this smol joke thread blew up a little
sfw?? nsfw context but not smutty saufhsdfsdfjsd https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1265799298618241027
if keith had an onlyfans
nsfw small thread but idk might wanna write about it https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1265801540113068032
aerial yoga instructor lance and crossfit keith although idk i think that was just a pretense to do some heavy flirting
turning nsfw thread https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1266681213361590272
keith loves cars and lance has a crappy one
i was thinking about this on the drive back from picking up some dim sum and was laughing to myself in my car like a crazy
lots of profanity and alludes to sexual stuff so i'm going to say nsfw thread https://mobile.twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1266769740015394816
survival idol show klance (p101 style)
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1267633706421727232
resort au poolboy keith and fd staff lance established relationship idk i'm thinking
sfw mostly but hella thirsthy if ya know wa i mean hohoho https://mobile.twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1267915482541117441
lance wants help giving advice for his newspaper piece and unexpectedly gets it from keith childhood besties in college au
extremely nsfw ft dick piercing https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1268538755666726912
klance i just want keith to make lo-fi beats hururhrurrrr
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1269231699499470849
mmgmmmh calender models klance au
nsfw also possible tw for possessive behavior https://mobile.twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1269690176348905472
i feel like lance would love vine and tik tok in canon a viral star is lance's calling i believe truly
sfw https://mobile.twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1270247876933775360
omegle buds klance
sfw

https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1270579527228350465?s=21 https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1270579527228350465
just wanted a soft first date in space kinda thing
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1270909017561288704
frat boiiiiizzzz klance au love to love it
getting into nsfw territory https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1271309349441298432
can this even be called a thread lance being squeamish about sharp objects
getting into nsfw but mostly just because i'm too lazy to write it out rn but maybe will get back to it later https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1271934377656631296
love me a soft sleepy domestic catboy keith and his human lance au
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1272025595786846208
established relationship klance working at smoothie shop jamba juice v vague because i really do not know what they do there i only drink the smoothies
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1272385579733286912
klance croc nation
sfw https://mobile.twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1273007056404938752
monsters inc klance au pidge is the kid
sfw but i used a curse word once in the thread sorry oop https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1273454565820526593
dogboy lance with his hooman keith and they also have dog kosmo all soft huuuu

sfw https://mobile.twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1274277454870220800
klance in lance's childhood home
turns nsfw ! !! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1274568334869053441
idea placeholder for children klance pretending like they're cats
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1274912372004544512
idea placeholder for fun romping i just want them to be acting stupid silly and hot idk eventually maybe i'll get around to it
nsfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1276612864128585728
hhjhmhmhm,,,, lance probably sings to keith all the time and he's just like what do i do
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1277302669950902272
flirty apothecary store clerk lance and customer keith
sfw-ISH?? not totally nsfw yet https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1278167160221609984
i just want hipster thrifters klance
sfw mostly but could get nsfw a little later idk mentions skin?? ? ?? ? ? god idk how people tag anything these days https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1278850365757120512
soft domestic morning klance is all i want lately
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1280345949408071680
do you ever think keith must be a little bad at flirting like enough to make lance not be able to read between the lines
sfw mentions tattoos https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1281903062324359168
keith would be soooooo awesome with power tools i'm drooling
flirty almost nsfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1283596395736231938
what if lance and keith were casual tiktok users and their love story blows up
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1284770939637399555
i was too lazy to finish this thread but otome obessed keith and lance looks like his favorite character
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1285062446487461888
shamwow keith
lance probably loves buying stuff
sfw pretty much https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1285854257996947456
what if keith did food mukbangs in the desert
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1287126715840380928
smoll catchildren voltron celebrwating litto lance's birfday
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1288308544152862720
idea of if keith was a cooking with dog youtuber
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1289012841295486976
me: weak at roommate klance anytime
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1289402965665517574
want archer lance huuuuu
pretty sfw but nsfw joke so idk maybe pg13? ? ? https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1295197296078929922
i want keith to love memes as much as he loves lance, esp because he knows how much lance loves meme it's their love language
nsfw mentioned https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1296108053863915522
department store guru wannabes klance
sfwish https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1296358748999409665
lance as an experience listing on yelp
nsfw-ish kinda (which is really what almost all my threads are) https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1297248207160799232
airbnb owner keith being a thirst trap
alludes to nsfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1299906975203876864
lance and keith trying to thirst trap each other
nsfw themed https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1304825880481427456
um idk just like lance and keith discovering keith maybe likes getting his hair tugged and v minor breathplay
(does not explicitly ask for consent pls keep in mind for this thread)
not explicit but nsfw-y https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1310307079039537154
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