masterlist of threads and fics
tagged by sfw and nsfw
sorry if i forget to mention any squicks always down to become more informed because i don& #39;t want to trigger anyone by accident
guitarist keith and shiro fanboy lance and indie singer wingman shiro
based on when some overeager fanboys irritated me the entire night when i went to a show except the difference is that i didn& #39;t do anything about it and they weren& #39;t as cute
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1222037286902124544">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
gym owner keith and other voltron crew as staff, lance is the pilates instructor who never wants to give keith a break but really he just wants to make him jealous
based on watching too much boss in the mirror
sfw except a bit of language https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1222087359811874822">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
babies keith and lance eating at the mall ft babysitters shiro and allura
based on inspo while drinking blue hawaiian punch at lunch
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1222431291997450242">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
pro gamer keith spends his money on streamer gamer camboy lance and is torn between wanting lance to play well or wanting to wreck him enough that he plays like shit
nsfw ft. cum pumping?, masturbation for money https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1230350079178895361">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
just yaknow keith thinking about lance& #39;s mouth and doing stuff to it
nsfw ft. spit https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1222435416244215808">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
just a joke i thought in my head because nhmghmmmgf i love the idea of lance with no shame
nsfw kinda https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1247327842674675712">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
pass it on klance tweetfic for who& #39;s covid-19 fund
mistakenly labeled this thread as sfw earlier but it is nsfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1249338005438881798">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
Bon Appetit AU part 1
based on carla& #39;s videos with miz cracker
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1251418732447952896">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
Bon Appetit AU part 2
based on carla& #39;s videos with miz cracker
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1250985670190919680">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
klance the proposal au with keith as sir grumpy boss and lance as hot assistant he falls in love with
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1251596996860731398">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
flower shop established relationship au but they work at the same shop and lance handles customers for the both of them
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1252254028647378944">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
toy story au kinda where lance is a fake ken doll and keith is a BoM pilot action figure super not fleshed out
sfw kinda, one dirty-ish joke https://mobile.twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1252578809921994753">https://mobile.twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
originally a mailman au for laughs
but ended up as mailman stripper nsfw i don& #39;t know why my brain https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1253154638255099904">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
hanahaki au abandoned wip
sfw mostly but there is bad language
tw character death and manipulative language?
was not in great headspace when i had this draft a couple years ago i just wanted HURT sad but never fleshed out it& #39;s entirety https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1256539826246971392">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
fast food rivals klance
lance would work at burger king because the blue matches his eyes and keith works at mcd because he sustains himself off free fries
last couple tweets in thread are nsfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1258708714455920640">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
khr klance au
sfw
i love katekyo hitman reborn so much the art is so good https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1264483880188272641">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
artist keith
this smol joke thread blew up a little
sfw?? nsfw context but not smutty saufhsdfsdfjsd https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1265799298618241027">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
if keith had an onlyfans
nsfw small thread but idk might wanna write about it https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1265801540113068032">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
aerial yoga instructor lance and crossfit keith although idk i think that was just a pretense to do some heavy flirting
turning nsfw thread https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1266681213361590272">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
keith loves cars and lance has a crappy one
i was thinking about this on the drive back from picking up some dim sum and was laughing to myself in my car like a crazy
lots of profanity and alludes to sexual stuff so i& #39;m going to say nsfw thread https://mobile.twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1266769740015394816">https://mobile.twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
survival idol show klance (p101 style)
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1267633706421727232">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
resort au poolboy keith and fd staff lance established relationship idk i& #39;m thinking
sfw mostly but hella thirsthy if ya know wa i mean hohoho https://mobile.twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1267915482541117441">https://mobile.twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
lance wants help giving advice for his newspaper piece and unexpectedly gets it from keith childhood besties in college au
extremely nsfw ft dick piercing https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1268538755666726912">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
klance i just want keith to make lo-fi beats hururhrurrrr
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1269231699499470849">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
mmgmmmh calender models klance au
nsfw also possible tw for possessive behavior https://mobile.twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1269690176348905472">https://mobile.twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
i feel like lance would love vine and tik tok in canon a viral star is lance& #39;s calling i believe truly
sfw https://mobile.twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1270247876933775360">https://mobile.twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
omegle buds klance
sfw

https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1270579527228350465?s=21">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl... https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1270579527228350465">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
just wanted a soft first date in space kinda thing
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1270909017561288704">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
frat boiiiiizzzz klance au love to love it
getting into nsfw territory https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1271309349441298432">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
can this even be called a thread lance being squeamish about sharp objects
getting into nsfw but mostly just because i& #39;m too lazy to write it out rn but maybe will get back to it later https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1271934377656631296">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
love me a soft sleepy domestic catboy keith and his human lance au
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1272025595786846208">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
established relationship klance working at smoothie shop jamba juice v vague because i really do not know what they do there i only drink the smoothies
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1272385579733286912">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
klance croc nation
sfw https://mobile.twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1273007056404938752">https://mobile.twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
monsters inc klance au pidge is the kid
sfw but i used a curse word once in the thread sorry oop https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1273454565820526593">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
dogboy lance with his hooman keith and they also have dog kosmo all soft huuuu

sfw https://mobile.twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1274277454870220800">https://mobile.twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
klance in lance& #39;s childhood home
turns nsfw ! !! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1274568334869053441">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
idea placeholder for children klance pretending like they& #39;re cats
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1274912372004544512">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
idea placeholder for fun romping i just want them to be acting stupid silly and hot idk eventually maybe i& #39;ll get around to it
nsfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1276612864128585728">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
hhjhmhmhm,,,, lance probably sings to keith all the time and he& #39;s just like what do i do
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1277302669950902272">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
flirty apothecary store clerk lance and customer keith
sfw-ISH?? not totally nsfw yet https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1278167160221609984">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
i just want hipster thrifters klance
sfw mostly but could get nsfw a little later idk mentions skin?? ? ?? ? ? god idk how people tag anything these days https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1278850365757120512">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
soft domestic morning klance is all i want lately
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1280345949408071680">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
do you ever think keith must be a little bad at flirting like enough to make lance not be able to read between the lines
sfw mentions tattoos https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1281903062324359168">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
keith would be soooooo awesome with power tools i& #39;m drooling
flirty almost nsfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1283596395736231938">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
what if lance and keith were casual tiktok users and their love story blows up
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1284770939637399555">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
i was too lazy to finish this thread but otome obessed keith and lance looks like his favorite character
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1285062446487461888">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
shamwow keith
lance probably loves buying stuff
sfw pretty much https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1285854257996947456">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
what if keith did food mukbangs in the desert
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1287126715840380928">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
smoll catchildren voltron celebrwating litto lance& #39;s birfday
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1288308544152862720">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
idea of if keith was a cooking with dog youtuber
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1289012841295486976">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
me: weak at roommate klance anytime
sfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1289402965665517574">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
want archer lance huuuuu
pretty sfw but nsfw joke so idk maybe pg13? ? ? https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1295197296078929922">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
i want keith to love memes as much as he loves lance, esp because he knows how much lance loves meme it& #39;s their love language
nsfw mentioned https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1296108053863915522">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
department store guru wannabes klance
sfwish https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1296358748999409665">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
lance as an experience listing on yelp
nsfw-ish kinda (which is really what almost all my threads are) https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1297248207160799232">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
airbnb owner keith being a thirst trap
alludes to nsfw https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1299906975203876864">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
lance and keith trying to thirst trap each other
nsfw themed https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1304825880481427456">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
um idk just like lance and keith discovering keith maybe likes getting his hair tugged and v minor breathplay
(does not explicitly ask for consent pls keep in mind for this thread)
not explicit but nsfw-y https://twitter.com/eggyeggplant/status/1310307079039537154">https://twitter.com/eggyeggpl...
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