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Should i start a thread of funny shit Sierra and i said while having our Harry Potter marathon?? I think yes
“Ron: oit there mate bit rude to have a sword in me leg innit” -sierra
Classic solving the mystery by the fireplace scene
QUEEN OF SASS AND HAIR FLIPS
Meanwhile I’m doing the whip and nae nae to the score
I’m a glass of wine in and watching HP and suddenly I’m British
“Wizards don’t have religion you bitch”
Alright I’m done for now will post more content later today
STUFF WE SAID WHILE WATCHING CHAMBER OF SECRETS HERE WE GO!!!
“Luv how the neighbors know abt Harry and just see Vernon putting bars up on the windows and theyre like”
*also sees Harry running away*
*also sees Harry running away*
Harry Potter be like: “Can I get some parents? Can I 
lease get some parents”
lease get some parents”
“I just want everyone to be gay” this was me shipping Harry with everyone including Draco and Ron
“Ur not allowed to do magic outside of school *hermione immediately does magic*”
“Momma weasley was ready to put out”
“bitch she IS putting out... Thottie Weasley”
“bitch she IS putting out... Thottie Weasley”
“Who’s fault was it really that they needed to take the car why didn’t they just wait for them to come back out. Like was molly and Arthur just at the train station waiting for an Uber??”
“RAT BASTARD WAS INVENTED FOR PETER PETTIGREW”
This was when Snape caught Harry and Ron sneaking into the dinning hall “Classic points finger at children and blames them for him being too verbally aggressive bit”
“I relate to mandrakes because I too am a screaming baby when forced out of my hovel”
““Everyone except you three” yeah sound about right
That’s the whole series”
That’s the whole series”
“Scene change
HARRY
What the fuck?”
HARRY
What the fuck?”
All of this had me rolling
“Also why is snapes waist SNATCHED” she wasn’t wrong when she said this
If anyone can guess who I’m talking about when i say this I’ll Venmo them $1
“Protective guardian of those eyes”
“Protective guardian of those eyes”
* the scene when fawkes explodes*
*harry sees the whole thing happened is traumatized asf*
“Dumbledore is like god it’s about time hated that bitch
Only pretty birds in this house”
*harry sees the whole thing happened is traumatized asf*
“Dumbledore is like god it’s about time hated that bitch
Only pretty birds in this house”
Ron be like: lemme do the spell my wife taught me
“RON KNEW
OR WAS JUST JEALOUS OF TOM RIDDLE HARRYS NEW BF
CAUSE I TOO AM GAY FOR TOM “
OR WAS JUST JEALOUS OF TOM RIDDLE HARRYS NEW BF
CAUSE I TOO AM GAY FOR TOM “
“Aragog trans king
Havin hundreds of kids all on his own”
Havin hundreds of kids all on his own”
This one funny too
“Hogwarts be like: has built in defense mechanisms against boys going into girl dormitories
Hogwarts also be like: y’all can come in to the girls bathroom “
Hogwarts also be like: y’all can come in to the girls bathroom “
“Harry really said open sesame in snake and Salazar slytherin was like yeah that’s good enough”
“First hoe cruxes”
“Yknow what fuck the haters they deserved all the extra points they got “
“And then hagrid crowdsurfed to the head table”
I CANNOT WAIT FOR POA WERE BOTH GONNA BE IN OUR FEELINGS THE WHOLE ENTIRE TIME AND NO ONE CAN STOP US
Great film NEXT: goblet of fire
The first thing that was said was “Crowley
” (that’s for my good omens stans)
The first thing that was said was “Crowley
” (that’s for my good omens stans)
This part.. the bi jumped
“I’m a simp for victor... so is Ron”
“Moody was a dick for thaisjccjdjfnf
He fucking knew!!
Wait it wasn’t fucking Moody sjcndjdnfjf”
He fucking knew!!
Wait it wasn’t fucking Moody sjcndjdnfjf”
“Ron was really gay in this one”
Followed by “Everyone was just horny in this movie”
This is when it starts to get real
“HARRY DIDNT WANT ANY OF THIS”
“HARRY DIDNT WANT ANY OF THIS”
“Extremely powerful boy is our only hope of defeating the nazi ruler but ya let’s force him to risk his life for no reason”
