Thread by @_blunova, I've been dragged into the pit the rest of you are in [...]

I& #39;ve been dragged into the pit the rest of you are in kicking and screaming and I& #39;m here to report that my island apparently has oranges. I think they& #39;re oranges.
They look like oranges.
The game knows I& #39;m floridian.
I also ended up with sylvia and goose.

Mind you I& #39;m playing ac for the first time in my life and I have no idea what I& #39;m doing.

Fuck wait what do I do for the island name?

There wasn& #39;t enough space for ForgetMeNot so I decided on a different flower.
SnowDrop was an option but it& #39;s tropical so SunDrop works.
Also Tangled.

CHILD YOU SHOULD NOT BE TOUCHING A LION FISH WITH YOUR BARE HANDS

My stupidity leaked into the game already oh my god

I KNEW IT WAS COMING

Aw man
Low battery.
Need to take a break anyway cause I gotta throw some stuff in the washer. Pick back up after I do that.

I forgot to mention that I started playing again
And I admittedly got a little impatient and skipped ahead like two days just so I wasn& #39;t stuck on the little section of island I was confined at

ALSO A GHOST??

Morning pet routine is done
I got my hot coffee
Time to sit down and weed the entire fucking island

I weeded the island and now I& #39;m farming for wood and fishing like a fiend because I& #39;ve lost control of my life

I almost forgot to check the port. Time to test the mystery island?

Ok listen Orville.
Burning flight plans makes it sound like the real reason you& #39;re bringing me here is to bury a body where nobody will ever find it or something.

.......... what the fuck is this gator mother fucker I see in the bg

Is this guy a fucking DRAGON?

..... I& #39;ll let him stick around.
And I& #39;m taking all these coconut trees with me too.

Planted the trees.
Planted the coconuts on them.
And proceeded to scream while I frantically tried to pop a balloon.
I got a cute tank out of it.

The bees.
They return with a vengeance.

I got the pro designer and the first thing I& #39;m doing is making Emil& #39;s jacket

Took a chore break and now I& #39;m back on my bs

It too much going on today.
Mostly just nabbing items and catching things.
The museum opened too.

Can& #39;t play rn and won& #39;t be able to play til tonight most likely but like
I checked last night and I& #39;m half way there on the iron thing

Decided to take a miles trip and uh
I think the pink Rhino is Merengue??
I found that one.

Normally I feel bad for handing bugs to Blathers
But I feel extra bad because this one in particular is a fuckin centipede

I think I& #39;ll take a second trip today just cause

I found Merry.
Hm.
Usually I& #39;m all for cats but she& #39;s not quite my style.
Unsure if I should invite her.

Decided to leave her be.
Maybe the next one I find will be more my type of villager.

Picked up today.
Managed to finally gather the last bit of iron.
Found sprinkle on a bamboo island, but opted to leave her cause personality dislike.
And I found gold???

Skipped ahead a day cause of reasons and ended up with an inventory full of trees and flowers that I am very much moving around and/or removing completely to make the area at least a little nicer looking and less... cluttered.

Hopped in this morning and who the fuck is this Harvey dude?

Merengue is here!!

I suddenly have access to customization.
Catch me customizing tools just to make them last an eternity.

Oh
Gulliver& #39;s back. I was just wondering when he& #39;d show up again.

Drago& #39;s here today and I managed to find Redd.

Got the morning chores done.
Gonna let the switch charge and I& #39;ll check turnip prices at 12 or something.
Might skip ahead a little.

I forgot to add the updates to this thread, whoops.
Oh well I ain& #39;t adding em NOW.
Also Curlos is my first campsite dude and I figured out real fast that I had no choice but to invite him.
I& #39;m.. slightly not into it but I might warm up to him

Anyway
New day new announcements
New trees to obliterate

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