For no reason at all I’ve been thinking of the year-long vampire LARP I played in college. The one where the lower level vampires spent the entire year trying to solve a mystery and get political power while the city’s leaders conspired to open a portal to hell

On the last game of the year we were like “we think the werewolves are a red herring and also here’s our proposal for a new governing structure” and the prince, sheriff, and seneschal were like “cool, give us your soul and be devoured by demons.” Game end.

Everyone I know is just trying to get by and the people in charge are calculating exactly how many lives they can get away with sacrificing to get their stock portfolios back up

Sam was the sheriff https://twitter.com/samanthanelson1/status/1251121820511670278?s=20