my wife bought a drink carbonator that will carbonate anything and I have become a madman
maybe gonna carbonate some soup soon who knows? the day is young
a nice lobster bisque that you can't shake up
why fund the dastardly martinelli fortune when I can make any ol' apple juice sparkling
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