A Conspiracy Thread: CERN and the Mandela Effect

In my opinion, this is one of the most fascinating conspiracies. I’ve talked about this subject many times, but since then I have discovered much more information. So, if you’ve heard some of this before, please bear with me, because by the end you will have your mind blown!

CERN, otherwise known as the European Organization for Nuclear Research, is a massive laboratory in Switzerland. The facility is famous for being home to the world’s largest particle collider and discovering the legendary Higgs Boson, or God Particle, in the summer of 2012.

A particle collider is a machine that uses powerful magnetic fields to shoot beams of subatomic particles at each other. These beams travel at nearly the speed of light, and when they collide, scientists are able to see what the universe looked like right after the Big Bang.

However, some say the people at CERN are really trying to create a portal to the underworld. This sounds ridiculous, but even the official CERN website says they are looking for dark matter and other dimensions. Sounds a lot like the plot of Stranger Things.

The symbolism used by CERN only fuels the speculation of conspiracy theorists. For example, many point out the statue of Shiva the Destroyer standing outside. There’s even a video floating around the internet that shows men in black robes doing a ritual sacrifice in front of it.

Snopes says the video is a hoax and that some of the researchers at the facility were just having fun. That’s definitely a possibility. But what I really want to know is why the researchers would make a joke about something like this. Watch the video for yourself and decide.

Others say CERN is changing the past. This is actually not too far fetched to believe if you take into consideration what theoretical physicists say about the weirdness of light speed. If an object were to somehow travel faster than it, the object would actually go back in time.

Is it possible CERN managed to break the light speed barrier? Wouldn’t something being sent back in time change the past? Most physicists say traveling faster than the speed of light is impossible. However, in 2011 CERN detected an anomalous particle that seemed to do just that.

The claim was supposedly debunked and the scientist who announced the discovery was forced to resign. This caused a lot of controversy in the physics community and has been a subject of heated debates ever since. It seems to be a trigger, like politics, except for smart people.

But even if didn’t happen on that specific occasion, is it possible it’s happened other times we aren’t being told about? Conspiracy theorists claim the Mandela Effect is proof of time manipulation. However, skeptics say it is nothing more than the result of a faulty memory.

The Mandela Effect is a term used to describe a situation where many people remember a certain event occurring when it actually didn’t. For example, many believed Nelson Mandela died in prison in the 80s. However, they were shocked to find out he died in 2013, hence the name.

The Mandela Effect is noticeable in many logos, songs, movies, and cartoons. For example, the Fruit of the Loom logo never had a cornucopia, Mr. Monopoly never had a monocle, and Pikachu never had a stripe on his tail. You can find many more examples online.

This image from a video created by scientists at CERN seems to be mocking conspiracy theorists. The signs around his neck say “Bond 1” and “Mandela”. The first actor to play James Bond was Barry Nelson. Nelson Mandela. Mandela Effect. Search we are happy at CERN for the video.

Others say CERN is not only changing the past, but shifting us to different timelines in the multiverse. This sounds crazy, however, CERN openly talks about working with D-Wave, a quantum computing company that claims its machines work by “collaborating with parallel universes”.

Is it possible our universe has become entangled with another? Are timelines overlapping? I feel like this video may be evidence of that. This man finds a car that seems to be stuck between two worlds, the world with the Ford logo Mandela Effected people remember, and this world.

Is this oddly named brand of cold syrup more evidence of entangled timelines? All my life I have never heard of 666 Cold Preparation, yet it’s been around for over 100 years. What I find most odd is if you look the stuff up online, many stores offer it, but it’s never in stock.

666 Cold Preparation is a whole rabbit hole in itself. Supposedly a man named Dr. John Palmer created it. He was the local physician and mortician of a small town called Monticello. Its notorious for being the most haunted place in Florida. Legend says the doctor is to blame.

I’ve also seen a lot of memes joking about God creating new animals. Some conspiracy theorists jokingly call these Mandanimals. What the hell is a sea pig or a scale worm? These things look like they’re literally from another dimension. I could just be ignorant, but c’mon.

There’s also a CERN website that seems to be stuck in another time. It shows music videos from Les Horribles Cernettes, an all woman pop group made up of CERN employees. A picture of the band was the first image ever uploaded to the internet. At least in this timeline.

What’s strange though is the group formed in 1990. Les Horribles Cernettes is an obvious reference to the LHC, a machine at CERN that wasn’t operational until 2008. They also made a song in 1993 called Surfing on the Web. Were people using that kind of slang in the early 90s?

According to official history, CERN created the World Wide Web. Some say the reason for it was to gather as much data as possible. The data could be put in advanced computers to create simulations of the future. Once future events are predicted, scientists could act accordingly.

Advanced simulations could also tell them what little changes in history would create drastic changes in the present. If CERN really is capable of time travel, they could theoretically send data to scientists in the past, telling them how to shape the future.

Is CERN improving it’s technology in the past... from the future? This sounds confusing but this is what is known as retrocausality. Instead of a cause creating an effect, an effect creates a cause. This phenomenon is actually supported by quantum theory.

According to CERN’s official website, the first proton-proton collision happened in 1971. However, you can find contradicting articles and videos saying the first time it happened was in 2010. Are these scientists telling their past selves what they learned in the future?

According to CERN, a machine called the LEP existed many years before the LHC. However, if you search for images of the LEP, you get pictures of the LHC, which as I’ve stated before, wasn’t operational until 2008. They just show it from another angle...

At present, there are over 30,000 particle accelerators around the world. When did these things start showing up? I feel like I haven’t heard about them until recently. Apparently they’ve been around since the 1930s. Are we experiencing what some call quantum infiltration?

But why would CERN want to advance itself faster than time allows? And why so many machines?
When certain particles collide with each other at extremely high speeds, they create antimatter. I think they are trying to bring as much antimatter into the world as they possibly can.

Scientists at CERN believe when the universe was created it must have been made up of a perfectly even amount of normal matter and antimatter. When matter and antimatter meet, they annihilate each other. So this begs the question, why is there something instead of nothing?

The official CERN website literally says some “unknown entity” must have intervened during the creation of the universe. Who would this “unknown entity” be? What kind of “entity” would rather us have more normal matter than antimatter? Why is this a problem?

According to a supposed CERN insider, being around antimatter can cause one to have nightmares, become aggressive, or even go mad. UC Berkeley was one of the first places to store the substance, and ironically, was the site of one of the most violent protests of our time.

Perhaps antimatter is what demonic entities are made up of? Considering the satanic symbolism we’ve seen so far, its not hard to think. Coincidentally, some Satanists believe they must balance the forces of good and evil to become whole. Sounds like CERN’s vision of the universe.

Like I said at the beginning of this thread, 2012 was the year CERN discovered the God Particle, but since then, they’ve found nothing. Strangely enough, after 2012 the Cernettes disappear and it’s the earliest date you can find articles written about their legendary photograph.

This is something I’ve written about before, but I often wonder if 2012 was the year our original world ended and CERN pushed us into a new one. Perhaps Stephen Hawking was right when he told us the Higgs Boson would destroy the universe.

But the scientists at CERN seem desperate to prove their “mathematically perfect” model of the universe. One of them even admits their experiments could “dissolve what we think of as reality”. It seems they must always push the boundaries.

There are even plans to build a much bigger collider. Whatever this monster of a machine will be capable of, who the hell knows. The scientists say they yearn for a new physics. What does that really mean? What would a world look like that doesn’t obey the laws of nature we know?

Perhaps the Mayans were right when they said the world would end, we just didn’t know they meant one of many. Perhaps the reality we know is dissolving as we speak, I have no clue. I just have a feeling things are only going to get much weirder. Thanks for reading.

CERN ritual:



CERN website stuck in time:

http://exploratorium.edu/origins/cern/ 

First proton-proton collision in 2010:

https://www.youtube.com/embed/V3_SJDLCetU