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We were initially 3 in our room, then I returned from med school to find a 4th room mate. She had settled in and was feeling at home already seeing as she had taken my bucket to the bathroom to shower.

Her 4th day with us was a friday and there was a rugby game btn impis & UCU

Sis came back at around 9PM with a huge sweat man. 2 our of the 3 of us were already in our pjs so we quickly covered up. She organised a towel for him to go and shower while jazzing us normally. It was weird but we laughed it off. Mans came back and wore his boxers and a vesthttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤧" title="Sneezing face" aria-label="Emoji: Sneezing face">

They had bought food so they sat and ate. Never at one point did sis mention to us that he would be spending the night. The rest of us had already entered out beds...but ofcourse not sleeping. 11:30, she turned off the lights.

Let me mention that she was my "deca-mate"

I slept on the upper bed.

So smootches fall in. I turn to look at the opposite bed and my other roommate is also awake.

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At this point, I& #39;m wondering how to leave the room. And to who& #39;s room I should go and chill.

But it would also be weird letting them know I was awake. So I lay calm in the bed...

Then....the bed starts moving. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face"> and before I even digested what was happening, she bad broken out in praises, my luganda was not the best but what I remember was the word "ssalambwa"

Nigga was not polite....he was matching her energy verbally. The bed was now shaking terribly. For another 15 or so minutes we endured the happenings in our room. The peak was something else.

When calm returned, I left and went to @angelgal3010 bed, and slept there.

This guy kept visiting every week for 2-3 days and he was so assimilated in our room that you& #39;d hardly notice there was a male. When my friends would pass by, they& #39;d quickly duck out and shut the door because he was in his boxers only. I would stay in my friend& #39;s room till 3am.

The action became louder that our neighbours were inconvenienced and talked to the entertainment minister who talked to my roomie. Sis bought a a subwoofer set and action continued. I changed roommates in 2nd year. But ya... @Mechodu that& #39;s my story.