Guys, you won't believe this. Someone tweeted a few instructions to unlock some channels on DSTV. I'm not really a TV person but I just thought to myself that I might find this interesting. For a change, I left my room for the TV.
Switched on the tv and followed instructions. Guys it's PORN CHANNELS 😭 over 100 of them. My mom came to see what I'm watching and found me watching porn 😭. I tried changing to next channel to show her that I wasn't intending on finding that, only to find another porn channel!
Now I'm telling her that I don't know what's happening, I'm scared af! I'm even shaking, guys all the channels were porn scenes. On one channel it's ebony, the other is lesbian, listen, all categories 😭 now my mom calls my dad at this point. I panic even more, heart is racing
He's going to kill me! Mom tells him that I'm watching porn and all channels are like this. He changes to 403, news channel. I think he just wants to see if it's real. Omg, we find Gay sex. My heart? My dad hasn't said a word yet, he left the tv room. Usually when this happens,
He's going to fetch a belt, I'm not quite sure because this last happened a long ass time ago. I'm anticipating the worst, I'm stuttering I can't even explain to my mom. My dad indeed walked in with the belt, now I'm screaming "daddy please don't hit me let me tell you"
"Please let me tell you what ha.." my dad whipped my ass😭 I decided to fight back, when I wanted to throw the small coffee table at him, I woke up. What a traumatic dream, I'm horrified 😭
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