I just can't believe that so many people are raving about Final Fantasy 7 Remake. It's like people have become so accustomed to mediocrity in gaming that they'd play any old sh*te.

I would have turned it off by now if

I wasn't so morbidly curious to watch this train wreck. Square Enix have f*cked up the easiest job in gaming, which was to just remake the best game of all time. They couldn't lose.

Or so I thought...

You can hate me all you want for saying this and chip in with your own two cents but I'm not going to agree with you and you're not going to get anything out of trying to convince me to change my mind other than a headache.

Slow walk. Cutscene. Fetch Quest. Rinse. Repeat.