For every like imma tweet... that’s it... that’s the tweet.

I know I always tweet about how I wanna suck dick but that’s a front. Y’all know what I really REALLY wanna do? Lick a cooch.

I finally got over this man and kicked him out of my life officially just for him to text me last night communicating correctly like I’ve been asking for the last like 7 months. And now guess what? #Clowniana (okay not really but now he’s on my mind and Iont like det)

I also have him my new disney plus password. I be acting like I’m not a bird but idk sometimes.

The dick wasn’t even that great. The head, nonexistent. But y’all, hear me out. That man can cook his ass off.

And yes, I have realized that this thread has turned into me talking shit about me in regards to him. But again... he can cook. And he understands my taste buds.