My craziest highschool memory:

My junior year I took a Spanish class for shits and giggles and like midway thru the semester this freshman kid I was cool with assumed that I had tons of sex or something so he wanted some tips and so he was asking me where the clit was and how to pleasure a woman and I’m...

Giving this kid some like half assed tips like “oh so the clit is right here above the armpit” and so on and like this mf is taking NOTES and in my head I’m thinking this kid is going nowhere with this. He tells me how like horny this girl is and he’s nervous cause he’s...

A virgin and like SHIT BRO I’d be too! She PROCEEDS YOUR ASS SON anyways like I made sure to tell this kid to wrap his fucking Willy or he might catch something or get someone pregnant and like I guess this kid missed THAT part of the notes and well a couple of months...

Pass by and I hear from this kid’s friends that he got the girl pregnant and all I could think was “This kid payed NO attention to my ass” and I’m always reminded of the kid whenever I see posts about his family. Sorry homie I have no tips about parenting goodluck.