Comedy Show @ 1 p.m.
Brace yourselves.
Rahul Gandhi's PC

Ye aisa lag rah raha hai jaise kisi ne gandi morphing ki ho.
@Aniiiiish @Spoof_Junkey can you please help him??

#Rahul Gandhi: Lockdown is not a solution.
Oh bhai mujhe maaro, maaro mujhe.
Ye majak ho riya hai yahan.

Bhompadi ke ghus jaa screen ke uss side par.
Sun kar jawab dena hota hai. #Pappu

#RaGa: Jo kiya wo kiya, jo nahi kiya wo kiya, ab age dekhte hain.

Sujewala is moderating here too. Ye babysitting kab khatam hogi?

#RahulGandhi: Berozgaari aani wali hai. OK.
That's his statement.

The Hindu is asking for concrete solutions from #RaGa.

#RaGa: When you lock up people disease is locked up, when you open the door the disease rushes in.
Basically, breaking the chain isn't enough.

The word strategic is losing it's meaning today.

#RaGa: #CoVid cannot be controlled,it has to be managed.

#RaGa: We are opening up partially on 20th. Are we???
No official announcement has been made. #Pappu stop spreading fake news.

Testing,Testing, Finance, Testing, Food Shortage, Strategic, Testing, Lockdown Testing.

Prepare a package and give away the package.
1.7 lakh crore ka package bhool gaya hai ye.

#RaGa: Testing ke proxies hone chahiye. Strategically karna hai.

#RaGa: Aap virus ke peeche daudte rahenge. Virus aage nikal jayega.

Reporter: I am wearing a blue check shirt do you like it Sir, hehehehehe.
BC, PC hai ya team meet??

See, guys I am putting my brain through a lot to watch the whole PC and tweeting it live.
Please pray for me

#RaGa: Bahar ke deshon mein ye buzarg logon ki beemari hai. Yahan par nahi hai.

Jitni baar isne strategic bola hai utne mein Viahnu Sahastra Naam jaap ho jaaye.

#RaGa's ending statement is sensible actually: The country ia bigger than any disease and we will succeed. I'm ready to work with the Government and I thank the frontline workers.

#RaGa: Aapne darna nahi hai!
Flashback anyone? Kuch yaad aya?

Fin.