(drunk) tios at mexican parties
[WAYV EDITION]

Kun
- makes the tacos
- asks everyone if they already ate
- “mija/o ven a comer”
- drinks outside with winwin
- drinks abuelita to sober up

Ten
- el fresa
- helps hand out the cake for ONCE
- the first ONE on the dance floor
- “¿y ya tienes novio?”
- makes fun of you bc your don’t have a bf LOL

Winwin
- the quiet drunk
- the sweetest tio EVER
- Cómo Te Voy A Olvidar is probably his fav song
- pressured to dance by the other tios bc he’s very good at cumbia
- goes outside to drink with kun

Lucas
- pura bachata y cumbias
- brings 20 bottles of Buchanan’s
- drunkly gives you $50
- wakes up the sleeping children on the chairs at the parties to dance

Xiaojun
- siempre con su sombrero
- helps kun con los tacos
- “¿cuántos tacos mija/o?”
- bien cariñoso con todos

Hendery
- “ven a bailar!”
- he gives you a little bit of his Bud Light
- “aaaadiós amoooor me vooooy de ti y esta vez para siempreeeee!!”
- passes out drunk in the middle of the floor

Yangyang
- loud and SUPER FUNNY
- “puro perreo!!!!”
- dances huapango
- “¡¿¡¿SI YA SABEN COMO ME PONGO PA’ QUÉ ME INVITAN!?!?”

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